Groucho Marx Quotes About Today
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.
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I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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