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  • War is the only sport which is genuinely amusing. And it is the only sport which has any intelligible use.

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  • It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.

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  • All that the Y.M.C.A.'s horse and rings really accomplished was to fill me with an ineradicable distaste, not only for Christian endeavor in all its forms, but also for every variety of calisthenics, so that I still begrudge the trifling exertion needed to climb in and out of a bathtub, and hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense. If I had my way no man guilty of golf would be eligible to any office of trust or profit under the United States, and all female athletes would be shipped to the white-slave corrals of the Argentine.

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  • I hate sports the way people who like sports hate common sense.

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  • I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense.

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    Quoted in Fred Metcalfe The Penguin Dictionary of Modern Humorous Quotations (1986).
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H. L. Mencken

  • Born: September 12, 1880
  • Died: January 29, 1956
  • Occupation: Journalist
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