Howard Stern Quotes
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Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.
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Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God.
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I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.
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I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.
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I'm not a good listener some times. I'm too much of a control freak. I'm learning to be better. I was so caught up in just getting the job done that I would miss out on the human aspect of this. There was a connection missing.
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Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.
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I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.
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I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.
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I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.
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I've come to appreciate other people's talents.
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We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.
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Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.
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I'm not looking for a paycheck.
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I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.
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Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.
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Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.
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Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.
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These nutbags, like Santorum and Bachmann, who make these people and especially young gay kids feel miserable, shame on them. They're quacks. I would never vote for them. I wouldn't even listen to them because there but for the grace of God go they.
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Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood; inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed. . . I have often tried this method, and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart.
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There's just too many people being bullied, too many people's lives being wrecked. This is something that is long overdue. We all have gay and lesbian people in our families, and these are good people.
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I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.
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I think people of lesser talent will become stars.
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Don't let the government win.
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It's no treat being in bed with me.
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We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd.
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I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death.
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I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
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There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums.
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I don't think any religion makes any sense and I think people who are into that are really getting duped, and I don't think Judaism makes any more sense than Christianity, and I don't think Christianity makes any more sense than Scientology. But here's a guy, L. Ron Hubbard, who told all his friends, 'Look, I'm gonna start a religion, 'cause I can't make any money as a science fiction writer.' I mean, he admitted that publicly! At least with Jesus Christ, you can't go talk to the guy.
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I don't talk about my salary.
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