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  • I was a kid in the third grade ... saw a dummy in the toy store. In the '60s and '70s there were a lot of those vinyl ventriloquism dummies - just about every toy store had one. Everyone close to my age that I've talked to, especially guys for some reason, tell me that they had one too, but they said they never could do it. So many people come up to me and say that. It was just something that I thought was cool. I started doing book reports with it - I developed the skill. I easily got A's on all my reports. It was just something that a little kid grasped on to - so I stuck with it.

    Book   Kids   Skills  
    "Jeff Dunham breathes life into his 'friends' - and a lost art". Interview with Bill DeYoung, savannahnow.com. March 3, 2009.
  • [In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know, I don't know if that's good or bad. Everybody loves dirty laundry.

    Dirty   Drunk   Dui  
  • On weekends when everybody would go to the football games, I would be getting on a plane or driving my car across the state or across the country to go do a show somewhere and yeah so, I never thought of doing anything else.

    TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.
  • Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You either fight it or embrace it.

    Fighting   Tape   Comedy  
    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • I started in a business background, but then it was like, 'you know, I can't do math,' so I changed it to a liberal arts degree and got my Bachelor of Arts in Communications and it made sense.

    TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.
  • I always try and do everything I can to the best of my abilities, single aspect has to be perfect.

    Perfect   Trying   Aspect  
  • Every character I've had in my act - none of them have a similar creation story. I actually thought up Peanut and designed him in my head. I described him to a woman that was making soft puppets and she drew up some sketches. And the character came to be just because he popped into my head.

    "A Q&A with ventriloquist Jeff Dunham". Interview with Jill Diver, www.gloucestertimes.com. October 20, 2010.
  • If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

    Color   Doe   Smurf  
  • I had a happy, dramafree youth, growing up in an upper-middle-class neighborhood in Dallas, Texas. The only thing that was slightly unusual compared to most of my friends was that I was an only child... I don't think that's why my parents gave me a dummy, at least they've never copped to it.

    Jeff Dunham (2010). “All By My Selves: Walter, Peanut, Achmed, and Me”, p.8, Penguin
  • I've got an answer to where Osama bin Laden is and I know, he's dead and living in my suitcase with my dummies.'

    TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.
  • I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny.

    Guy   Seven   Said  
    Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
  • I love touring, I love doing the live show and it's just like a musical artist, you just keep coming up with material and as long as you're coming up with the material and as long as audiences like it, you just keep doing it, it's your job.

    Jobs   Artist   Long  
    TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.
  • Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday, I was there for every major event.

    Girl   Events   Littles  
    TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.
  • I don't think I am very easy to work for because everything has to be just right or we don't put it out. But at the same time, all the people that work for me have a "no asshole" rule, if you're a jerk you're fired, so it's a great team and a lot of skillful people at the top of the game, anybody from management to the agents to the publicists to the day-to-day website stuff and it's just a great team.

    Team   Thinking   Games  
    TheCelebrityCafe.com Interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.
  • I hate the beach - I'm a mountain guy. I'd much rather face a bear than a shark.

    Beach   Hate   Sharks  
    Source: www.nbcnews.com
  • I am no kind of philanthropist or humanitarian, but it is really nice to get those emails from all over the world of people who said, I had nothing to laugh at or my son was really sick or my husband is really sick and we put on your DVDs and we laughed, thanks for making the real world go away for a little while.

    Husband   Real   Nice  
    TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.
  • In 1980, when I graduated from high school, my goal was to be on 'The Tonight Show' with Johnny Carson at least once before our ten-year class reunion. Our class reunion was in June of 1990, and I was on 'The Tonight Show' in April 1990, so I made it by a few months.

    School   June   Years  
  • You never know how long your fifteen minutes of fame is going to last.

    Long   Fifteen   Lasts  
    TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.
  • I used to pick Priuses out of the grill of my Hummer.

    Used   Prius   Picks  
    "Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity". www.imdb.com. 2007.
  • When I was in third grade I taught myself ventriloquism... What's hard is to learn to be an entertainer and make people laugh. I was a few years out of college before I felt I had enough material. Then in 1988 I moved to L.A. and started to do some shows at comedy clubs.

    College   Years   People  
    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • Even going to college, getting my degree in Radio TV and Film, as I was approaching the time when you have to decide on a major, I kept trying to figure out what would be the best major to enhance what I am doing as a performer.

    College   Trying   Tvs  
  • There's no real formula for doing it, it's either just living life and writing down a joke you think of in the middle of the day and then pieces those together later.

    TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.
  • The only way a ventriloquist speaks differently is that he forgoes using his or her lips, and learns to reproduce sounds using the tongue, upper palate, and teeth only. Those 'difficult' letters are B, F, M, P, V, W, and Y.

    Sound   Teeth   Letters  
    Jeff Dunham (2010). “All By My Selves: Walter, Peanut, Achmed, and Me”, p.13, Penguin
  • I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.

    "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • When a bad experience happens, you just chalk it up to the great fact that you just got five more jokes in the show.

    Facts   Chalk   Shows  
    Source: www.nbcnews.com
  • A lot of my best stuff is just ad libs on stage and that's one thing that I've gotten back to at the live show.

    Stuff   Stage   Shows  
    TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.
  • I don't aim it at anybody specific, I don't aim my characters to make old people laugh or young people or professionals or blue collar, just whatever I think is going to be funny and it just so happens that.

    TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.
  • My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto the tour bus with me once or twice a year so they can watch the performances and hear the crowds. Traveling with eighty-something-year-olds on a tour bus... there has to be some sort of reality show in that.

    Mother   Father   Reality  
    "All By My Selves: Walter, Peanut, Achmed, and Me". Book by Jeff Dunham, www.today.com. 2010.
  • I'm a geek to the bone.

    Geek   Bones  
    "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • The roadwork is just rehearsal for that DVD you're going to film a year later.

    Dvds   Years   Rehearsal  
    TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.
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