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  • Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you're stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else. The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.

    Kids  
    Jeff Kinney (2012). “Diary Of A Wimpy Kid”, p.16, Penguin UK
  • that if you don't read nobody does

  • I got to give mom credit for how she handled it.She didn't try to pry and get all the details. All she said was that I should try to do "the right thing" because it's our choices that make us who we are. I figure that's pretty decent advice. But I'm still not 100% sure what I'm going to do tomorrow.

  • See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.

    Kids  
  • Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever! Sincerely, Greg

  • I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.

  • ... no matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.

    Jeff Kinney (2013). “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck”, p.88, Abrams
  • I`m basically one of the best people I know.

  • I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.

  • I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'd written a children's book.

    Children   Book   Writing  
  • I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals.

  • hay he's a great writer and i like him a lot

  • I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.

    Book   Thinking  
  • I think humor is key [to a successful middle-grade novel]. Kids like to read for entertainment, and the best way to entertain kids is to make them laugh.

  • I think goodreads is the best place to look for books

    Book   Thinking  
  • The best person I know is Myself.

  • When I first learned about Abrams and saw the types of books they were making, I knew I wanted my books to be published by them. Abrams books are special-when you hold one in your hands, you have the feeling that this book needed to be made. I once heard an artist say that books are fetish objects-I think Abrams gets that, because their books demand to be treasured. So who better to give comics art its proper due? I feel privileged to have found a home with Abrams.

    Book  
  • I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school.

    Jeff Kinney (2012). “Diary Of A Wimpy Kid”, p.17, Penguin UK
  • I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley.

    "Diary of a Wimpy Kid". Book by Jeff Kinney, April 1, 2007.
  • fish and visitors stink in 3 days.

  • But the thing I’m finding out is some people don’t really appreciate it when you’r trying to be helpful.

  • I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.

    Jeff Kinney (2012). “Cabin Fever (Diary of a Wimpy Kid book 6)”, p.120, Penguin UK
  • Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!

  • My advice to authors would be to try to do something original rather than to try to anticipate what the market is looking for.

  • Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist? Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!

  • Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.

  • When you're used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it's taken away, you're basically just one step from being a wild animal.

  • Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says people need to shave twice a day.

  • So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

  • Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.

    Jeff Kinney (2012). “The Last Straw (Diary of a Wimpy Kid book 3)”, p.50, Penguin UK
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