Jeremy Hardy Quotes

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  • It seems a shallow observation, but... the Tory Conference are not an attractive lot, are they? I mean, if all those people were born in the same village, you'd blame pollution, wouldn't you?

    Mean   People   Village  
    "The News Quiz". BBC Radio 4, October 1998.
  • The only way you can ever accuse a Conservative of hypocrisy is if they walk past a homeless person without kicking him in the face.

    "The News Quiz", BBC Radio 4, November 2008.
  • You can inherit male-pattern baldness from your mother's father, but not a tendency to fight in the First World War.

    Mother   War   Father  
    "The News Quiz". BBC Radio 4, October 1998.
  • My daughter wanted a new pair of trainers. I told her You're eleven, make your own!

    Daughter   Pairs   Eleven  
    "The News Quiz", BBC Radio 4, July 2002.
  • Marriage is like the witness protection programme: you get all new clothes, you live in the suburbs, and you're not allowed to see your friends anymore.

  • All socialists have bad backs because we slouch - except when we're watching the news when we sit on the edge of our seats, shout, and wave our arms. Generally we sit hunched, arms crossed in a judgemental way, the whole of our bodies pulled into a frown.

    Judgemental   News   Body  
    "Jeremy Hardy Speaks to the Nation", BBC Radio 4, 2007.
  • Capitalism is a great idea in theory, but in practice it just doesn't work.

    Practice   Ideas   Theory  
    "The News Quiz", BBC Radio 4, November 2008.
  • Northern Ireland is part of Ireland, not Britain, as can clearly be seen from aerial photographs.

    "Jeremy Hardy: Caustic comic". news.bbc.co.uk. April 5, 2002.
  • The need to compile lists is a personality disorder, as is the need to assert the superiority of some things over other things.

    Radio Times, August 5-11, 2006.
  • If you just took everyone in the BNP and everyone who votes for them and shot them in the back of the head, there would be a brighter future for us all.

    Would Be   Vote   Shots  
    "Jeremy Hardy Speaks to the Nation". BBC Radio 4, September 13, 2004.
  • Most harm is done by people who are awake.

    People   Done   Harm  
    "The News Quiz". BBC Radio 4, May 16, 2008.
  • The Afghan War has clearly reached a stage similar to that moment at your child's party where you realise you've forgotten to give the other parents a pick up time.

    Children   War   Party  
    "The News Quiz". BBC Radio 4, January 23, 2009.
  • Why don't people just accept that life is sad and cheer up? After all, it's not going to last for ever.

    Cheer   People   Lasts  
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