Jim Cornette Quotes
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Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.
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Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.
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I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.
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Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.
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Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
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Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.
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Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.
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I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!
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Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.
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He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
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The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.
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Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.
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I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.
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I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.
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Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!
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I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.
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He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.
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