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  • Teenagers are like bees at night, I think. We don't like waking up and we don't always get with the program immediately, but once we figure out our mission, we'll see it through.

  • It seemed to me that the people who made the rules of the road had figured out everything that would help a person drive safely right down to having a sign that tells you you're passing through a place where deer cross. Somebody should stick up some signs on the highway of life. CAUTION: JERKS CROSSING. Blinking yellow lights when you're about to to something stupid. Stop signs in front of people who could hurt you. Green lights shining when you're doing the right thing. It would make the whole experience easier.

  • You cannot measure the loss of a human life. It's all the things a person was, all their dreams, all the people who loved them, all they hoped to be and could give back to the world.

  • It was February sixth: eight days until Valentine's Day. I was dateless, as usual, deep in the vice grip of unrequited love. It was bad enough not having a boyfriend for New Year's Eve. Now I had to cope with Valentine datelessness, feeling consummate social pressure from every retailer in America who stuck hearts and cupids in their windows by January second to rub it in.

    Heart  
  • ...It isn't the problems along the way that make us or break us. It's how we learn to stand and face them that makes the difference.

    Joan Bauer (1999). “Rules of the road”
  • New places always help us look at life differently

    Joan Bauer (2005). “Hope Was Here”, p.13, Penguin
  • When we don't have the words chocolate can speak volumes.

    Joan Bauer (2005). “Backwater”, p.53, Penguin
  • Staring down hard truth takes guts.

    Joan Bauer (2005). “Hope Was Here”, p.33, Penguin
  • i hate leaving places i love i was never at one place long. am i selfish?

  • People are so cheap. Everyone wants quality, no one wants to pay for it. Here's the suburban dream-- to hire great workers who are such meek morons that they don't have the guts to ask for a living wage.

  • I had taken the photograph from afar (distance being the basic glitch in our relationship), using my Nikon and zoom lens while hiding behind a fake marble pillar. I was hiding because if he knew I'd been secretly photographing him for all these months he would think I was immature, neurotic and obsessive. I'm not. I'm an artist. Artists are always misunderstood.(Thwonk)

  • Everyone needs fudge, Hildy. It's how God helps us cope.

  • The choices we make can have lasting consequences.

    Joan Bauer (2005). “Thwonk”, p.109, Penguin
  • Everything's got a purpose, really - you just have to look for it. Cats are good at keeping old dogs alive. Loss helps you reach for gain. Death helps you celebrate life. War helps you work for peace. A flood makes you glad you're still standing. And a tall boy can stop the wind so a candle of hope can burn bright.

    War  
    "Stand Tall". Book by Joan Bauer, August 26, 2002.
  • I hope you'll have the kind of life where what you stand for is so important that it makes some people outright hostile. You won't know how strong your beliefs really are until you have to defend them.

  • Toys "R" Us. Zack put on a wool cap and sunglasses. "You look like a bank robber," I observed. "No toy is safe.

  • Some things go too deep for words.

    Joan Bauer (1999). “Rules of the road”
  • If you can't find an answer at the mall or the library, what does that say about the world?

    Joan Bauer (2005). “Thwonk”, p.84, Penguin
  • If you worry about every little thing you're going to have one thoroughly miserable life.

  • Sometimes you've got to shout the truth and wake people up.

    Joan Bauer (2005). “Stand Tall”, p.84, Penguin
  • My father always told me that in this world we are going to make a truckload of mistakes, but the best mistake we can ever make is to err on the side of mercy

    Joan Bauer (2006). “Best Foot Forward”, p.26, Penguin
  • I'll tell you something about tough things. They just about kill you, but if you decide to keep working at them, you'll find the way through. On the Food Network they have these shows where cooks have to put a meal together with all these weird ingredients. That's a lot like my life-dealing with things you wouldn't think ever go together. But a good cook can make the best meal out of the craziest combinations.

    Joan Bauer (2011). “Close to Famous”, p.141, Penguin
  • Words are such powerful things. We can rip somebody apart with them, we can write words down that can forever hurt another person. We can use them to tell stories and lies. We can misquote them and change what other people said to make ourselves look good.

  • And we learned that you don't have to be famous or rich or physically healthy to be a leader. You just have to try to be a true person. We learned that helping other people brings out the good in everybody.

    Joan Bauer (2005). “Hope Was Here”, p.116, Penguin
  • I've never said this to a girl before." I bit my lip, waiting. "Well..." He looked down. "I'm not sure how to say this." He took a deep breath and announced, "I really like fighting evil with you.

    Joan Bauer (2009). “Peeled”, p.101, Penguin
  • The problem with the heart is how it can have so many opposite feelings coursing through it all at the same time. It's really an inconsistent thing- appreciating something one minute and hating it the next.

    Heart  
    Joan Bauer (2006). “Best Foot Forward”, p.73, Penguin
  • They marched. Not for themselves. They marched to remember the ones who didn't make it back. They marched because seeing so much loss can teach you about life. they marched because we're all fighting a war whether we know it or not...a war for our minds and souls and what we believe in.

    War  
  • Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a person is to have a puppy lick your face.

  • It takes a great cook to pull life truth from poultry.

  • when hope gets released in a place, all kinds of things are possible

    Joan Bauer (2005). “Hope Was Here”, p.57, Penguin
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