Joanne Fluke Quotes
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For the life of her, she couldn't understand how such an obstinate, boneheaded chauvinist could make her pulse race and her insides turn to jelly.
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P.S. If it's not a secret, will you tell me how you got my dollhouse inside our living room last Christmas? I know its too big to fit down the chimney. I measured.
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IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie.
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Minnesotans who bought scenic art usually avoided winter scenes. Hannah didn't find that surprising. Minnesota winters were long. Why would they want to buy a painting that would constantly remind them of the bone-chilling cold, the heavy snow that had to be shoveled, and the necessity of dressing up in survival gear to do nothing more than take out the garbage?
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The secret of high finance...if you really need a loan, you won't qualify. And if you don't need a loan, all the lenders will line up to give you money.
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She was a level-headed woman who saw the glass as neither half empty nor half full, but rather a glass with something in it and room to pour in more.
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If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.
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If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people wouldn’t be so grouchy in the morning.
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