Joey Comeau Quotes
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Being in love is totally punk rock.
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I don't fall in love very easily. It takes a long time, and then, when I have fallen in love, I'm still not sure. I'm suspicious of myself. What if tomorrow I don't feel the same? I have to wait, to be sure. And I wait and wait.
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Art isn't just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing.
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We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning building. I'd rather die terrified than live forever.
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When the end comes, I hope it’s as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is washed with colors that we’ve never seen before.
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Kissing girls is easy, like breaking windows.
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When I played doctor I played to win.
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Satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world, of every city. We could look it up and know what's there in someone else's words. Or we could get wicked drunk and just go.
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Well, it's possible to be mentally ill and rational.
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Memories are like everything else. They're a trap.
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Alzheimer's disease is death before death, and I'm terrified of it.
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The family that prays together, still probably dies in the fire.
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And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we'll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and maybe we'll rain down on somewhere else.
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Depression is like slashing at ghosts. Of course it's tempting to finally cut something real.
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Happiness is not a house where you can live. (But it is a house you can build.)
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Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game you try and push down that sick feeling in your stomach that she’s ‘damaged goods’, a concept detailed again and again in the profoundly sex negative instruction booklet, and when Luigi makes a crack about her and Bowser, you break his nose and immediately regret it. When Peach asks you, in the quiet of her mushroom castle bedroom ‘do you still love me?’ you pretend to be asleep. You press the A button rhythmically, to control your breath, keep it even.
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There's a romance to danger. There's a romance to drinking, to drugs, to petty crime and to heartbreak and loneliness. All of those things can be used to make the story of our lives better.
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Romance is all about making a story out of our love.
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I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.
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I live to feel her fingers move inside of me like this. The bus makes another stop. A fat man climbs aboard, hauling himself up the stairs. I would kill him for one more moment with her fingers inside me. I don’t have to. She gives me my moment for free. He lives because of her generosity. We all live because of her generosity.
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I'd rather die terrified than live forever.
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If we couldn't carry our dead inside us, we would be empty.
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I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
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Be the trouble you want to see in the world.
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Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions.
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It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.
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Home is where the heart is, until we get a chance to bury it. Home is where the heart pulled the nails out of its feet, and fled.
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If at first you don't succeed...run.
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Death is not the end. Death is an ocean on all sides of our lives. Deep and dark and cold, and anything but empty.
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There are plenty of fish in the sea, if I run out of women.
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