John Mayer Quotes
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I wanna run through the halls of my high school, I wanna scream at the top of my lungs. I just found out there's no such thing as the real world, just a lie you've got to rise above.
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Disappointment has a name, it's heartbreak
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I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'
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Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?
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[on Jessica Simpson] Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.
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She's perfect, so flawless, I'm not impressed.
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Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix.
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Love is like grass. If you fall on it, it may leave a stain and some temporary pain. But you'll get over the pain, it will eventually stop hurting. Now maybe the stain ruined your favourite pair of jeans, or maybe it was nothing special that was ruined, but either way the stain remains there. And with time, it will begin to fade, but it will always be there, a permanent reminder that you, too, once fell.
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Pain throws your heart to the ground Love turns the whole thing around Fear is a friend who's misunderstood But I know the heart of life is good
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If you told me I was going to live to 240, I would take 10 years off and try and act. I don't have that kind of time, so I'd much rather stick to playing guitar.
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I hope that what it comes down to at the end of the day is that people believe that I believe what I'm singing. It comes down to being believable. You don't have to be likeable; generally, though, I think I am.
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By the way, pornography? It's a new synaptic pathway. You wake up in the morning, open a thumbnail page, and it leads to a Pandora's box of visuals. There have probably been days when I saw 300 vaginas before I got out of bed.
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There's so many inspiring people out there.
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You cannot avoid war in life, you cannot avoid the fear of terrorism, you cannot avoid those things now, they are a part of everyday demeanor.
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I was very successful from a very early age, and I want to keep it.
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What I've learned in my life, it's a very interesting social study for me, to go back and forth between being the guy at home and being the guy on the road and being the guy in studio and being the guy in the interview. The environment around you has so much to do with your character, and when I'm home, my character really changes quite a bit.
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They read all the books, but they can't find the answers.
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I came from the last couple of years in a generation where we didn't have a computer around so we didn't waste as much time on the internet as we do now so I had large chuncks of time which to devote to doing something.
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Very few things in life are worthy of the kind of emotional distress we put ourselves through.
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I'd like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve.
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It's very liberating when you finally realize it's impossible to make everyone like you.
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Someday I'll fly Someday I'll soar Someday I'll be so damn much more Cause I'm bigger than my body gives me credit for
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I get recognized somewhere in between like local meteorologist and national meteorologist.
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Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way.
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I feel strikingly domestic. We're in our own world with two busses and trucks.
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If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it.
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Stop falling in love with everything that lets you down, even if your hands are shaking and your faith is broken, even as the eyes are closing, do it with a heart wide open. Say what you need to say.
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Don't be scared to walk alone. Don't be scared to like it.
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Yeah, Under The Table And Dreaming shaped the way that I think about writing songs.
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A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.
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