Joy Behar Quotes
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The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape.
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Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?
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I want a man in my life, not in my house.
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It's not interesting enough if you don't know who you are, what you want. You need to make educated decisions about your moves and talk to people who care about you. And you need to have people who will have your back.
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If you have trouble with finding things you should get into some kind of therapy with a good therapist if you need, I mean I just believe in therapy for everybody. I really do. I don't think any body can escape it.
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When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.
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He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.
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You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we're fundits! We're not pundits!
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You can see a lot of politics on a lot of different channels. I'm not interested, really, in talking in some wonky conversation about politics, though. It's not my speed. I'm not interested in the ins and outs of health care.
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As far as people communicating with each other well I think that listening is important. You know really trying to read between the lines of what some body is saying and trying to read their mind a little bit where there at because most people don't really say what they're feeling. Which is the bones of great literature.
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I want to do an intelligent talk show where you have room to breathe...
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I feel bad for young people. The 20s are a nightmare also. The 20s are hard to do.
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Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.
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I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.
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Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny.
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I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.
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I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos.
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I've been through many years of psychotherapy, psycho-drama, I've taken risks in my life. I've had trials and tribulations just like every body else. You have to really think about who you are. You can't just go through life and sail threw.
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It seemed like the right time. You reach a point when you say to yourself, ‘Do I want to keep doing this?’ There are other things on my plate I want to do — I’ve been writing a play, I’ve been neglecting my standup.
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A better thing to grow up with is to be funny I think, and if I had, if I had my choice I would still pick that.
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What daughter thinks of her parents in flagrante delicto? Yet, my mother, even after years with him, dropped hints such as, 'You know, your father enjoys his matinees.' I never even saw them go to the movies together. What could she mean? All those afternoons, I thought she was upstairs listening to La Traviata, and those high notes apparently were not coming from the radio.
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I have a friend who actually told me that she'd rather be dead than be fat. This is a woman who, if I order a sandwich at lunch, she'll order a salad. If I order a salad, she'll order half a cantaloupe. If I order half a cantaloupe, she'll order a cup of coffee. This bizarre contest continues until she's down to sucking on a mint-flavored toothpick. At this rate, her preference for dying over being fat could be a reality sooner than she thinks.
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Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I'm not. Last year I got a call: "Happy Hanukkah." I said "Ma, I'm not Jewish."
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I think it’s interesting to me to talk to people who don’t agree with me all the time.
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Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: 'The show must go off.
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I think looks do matter on television.
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It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.
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I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapport. I like to talk to her.
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I mean, I'd like to see (Mitt Romney's) house burn, one of his millions of houses burning down. It would be kind of cool - the Mormon fire patrol.
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I do like talk shows. I'm interested in talking to people.
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