Lea DeLaria Quotes

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  • No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.

  • Never point at anything beige and call it cool.

    "Lea's Book of Rules for the World". Book by Lea DeLaria, 2000.
  • My idea as far as comedy goes has always been to push the limits of what's acceptable for a woman to do or say or be. My hero in that would be Lenny Bruce, who teaches us that words have no meaning. It's the intent behind them that is what's important.

    Hero   Ideas   Important  
    "You & A Guest". Live chat, www.breakupgirl.net. July 15, 1999.
  • As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.

    Girl   Trying   World  
  • It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.

    Men  
  • My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because I'm not a nice lesbian, I'm a big dyke.'

    Mother   Nice   Dykes  
  • It's really not enough to just have black women. A really good idea could be to comment on how they are treated by society.

    Ideas   Black   Enough  
    "Lizz Winstead's Day". Interview with Lea DeLaria, www.interviewmagazine.com. September 25, 2015.
  • It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.

  • Guns don't kill, people do.

    Gun   People  
    "Lizz Winstead’s V Day". Interview with Lizz Winstead, www.interviewmagazine.com. September 25, 2015.
  • Because I'm not a nice lesbian, I'm a big dyke!

    Nice   Dykes   Bigs  
  • A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing.

  • They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved!

    Gay   Men   Vegas  
    "Box Lunch". Comedy album by Lea DeLaria, May 5, 1997.
  • Learn all the rules... then break them.

    Break  
    "Lea's Book of Rules for the World". Book by Lea DeLaria, 2000.
  • What do you mean, you "don't believe in homosexuality?" It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.

    Easter   Believe   Mean  
    "Box Lunch", (liner notes), 1997.
  • Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.

    Girl   Flirting   Want  
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