• The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.

    Lewis Grizzard: The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
    Lewis Grizzard (1990). “Gettin' it on: a down-home treasury”, BBS Publishing Corporation