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  • I'm staying," Henry said, annoyed. "Why?" "Because, if I leave, it would be like abandoning two mentally challenged people in a nuclear waste dump.

    Two   People   Annoyed  
    Lisa Lutz (2008). “Curse of the Spellmans: Document #2”, p.216, Simon and Schuster
  • I liked finding dirt on people. It made all my trespasses seem trivial.

    People   Dirt   Made  
    Lisa Lutz (2011). “Lisa Lutz Spellman Series E-Sampler”, p.24, Simon and Schuster
  • I don't mind losing. Losing is like breathing to me.

    Breathing   Mind   Losing  
    Lisa Lutz (2011). “Lisa Lutz Spellman Series E-Book Box Set: The Spellman Files, Curse of the Spellmans, Revenge of the Spellmans, The Spellmans Strike Again”, p.117, Simon and Schuster
  • No one is going to abduct me, Rae." "That's what all abductees say.

    Lisa Lutz (2008). “The Spellman Files: Document #1”, p.65, Simon and Schuster
  • If people really grew up, there would be no crime, no divorce, no Civil War reenactors....it's not like you think it will be, that one day you'll wake up and realize that you've got things figured out. You never figure it out. Ever." - Isabel Spellman attempting to explain growing up to her sister Rae

  • You're a terrible cook, Daniel." "I know," he replied, "But it's the effort that counts." "I hope that's not the slogan for your dental practice.

    Lisa Lutz (2011). “Lisa Lutz Spellman Series E-Book Box Set: The Spellman Files, Curse of the Spellmans, Revenge of the Spellmans, The Spellmans Strike Again”, p.193, Simon and Schuster
  • The latter. She had a good run, Sook said, doing a little shrug. It was his usual response to death at Mapleshade, and it was a safe bet that he felt that way about himself. Like most twice-widowed, Korea-vet, nature-loving, gun-enthusiast, bilingual, weed-connoisseur great grandfathers of five, he'd lived a full life.

    Running   Weed   Gun  
    Lisa Lutz, David Hayward (2011). “Heads You Lose”, p.21, Penguin
  • I knew immediately that this was not going to work out. Hunter is the kind of guy who dates women who wear high heels and a cocktail dress on a first date. I can't even walk in heels, and I generally believe that someone has to earn the right to see my legs.

    Lisa Lutz (2011). “Lisa Lutz Spellman Series E-Book Box Set: The Spellman Files, Curse of the Spellmans, Revenge of the Spellmans, The Spellmans Strike Again”, p.66, Simon and Schuster
  • I entered his apartment without being invited, which is perfectly fine if you're not a vampire.

    Lisa Lutz (2011). “The Spellmans Strike Again: Document #4”, p.242, Simon and Schuster
  • Milo refreshed Rae's drink and said, Talk to her. You need to get it off your chest." Then Milo turned to me and said, "Why don't you try a more subtle approach." "I demand you tell me your troubles," I said to my sister. "You're not as funny as you think you are," Rae replied.

    Thinking   Trying   Needs  
    Lisa Lutz (2011). “Lisa Lutz Spellman Series E-Book Box Set: The Spellman Files, Curse of the Spellmans, Revenge of the Spellmans, The Spellmans Strike Again”, p.673, Simon and Schuster
  • But the most valuable lesson he taught me was this: Every day we get older, and some of us get wiser, but there's no end to our evolution. We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us.

    Lisa Lutz (2011). “The Spellmans Strike Again: Document #4”, p.379, Simon and Schuster
  • We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us.

    Lisa Lutz (2011). “The Spellmans Strike Again: Document #4”, p.379, Simon and Schuster
  • The next week she withheld my paycheck until I signed a document (drafted by David) in which I promised not to marry Connor. Ever. I signed the document, took the check, and had David draft another document forbidding all Spellmans to practice any form of blackmail. David tried to explain to me that a contract in which you promise not to break the law is ultimately redundant, but I didn't care.

    "Revenge of the Spellmans: Document #3". Book by Lisa Lutz, 2009.
  • His sense of humor is purely cheap vaudeville, yet everyone falls for it.

    Lisa Lutz (2011). “Lisa Lutz Spellman Series E-Book Box Set: The Spellman Files, Curse of the Spellmans, Revenge of the Spellmans, The Spellmans Strike Again”, p.16, Simon and Schuster
  • What's her name?" "None of your business." "That can't possibly be her name.

    Lisa Lutz (2011). “Lisa Lutz Spellman Series E-Book Box Set: The Spellman Files, Curse of the Spellmans, Revenge of the Spellmans, The Spellmans Strike Again”, p.133, Simon and Schuster
  • You know what I'm thinking?' Maggie said. I had no idea. 'Nope,' David replied. Apparently David didn't know either. Maggie turned to me with pleading eyes.'Our babysitter has the flu.' 'I'm sorry to hear that,' I replied. Dead silence. I honestly had no idea what Maggie was getting at, so I misread the silence. 'It's not serious, I hope,' I said sympathetically.

    Sorry   Eye   Thinking  
    Lisa Lutz (2013). “Trail of the Spellmans: Document #5”, p.185, Simon and Schuster
  • We knew we were doomed. The kiss was a warm acceptance of years of bickering, years of me consuming foods that I found barely edible and Henry tidying up after someone who already thought she had tidied up. When I kissed Henry I wasn't imagining Ex-boyfriend #13; I was picturing Husband #1.

    Lisa Lutz (2010). “The Spellmans Strike Again: Document #4”, p.343, Simon and Schuster
  • I'm sorry you're angry is not an apology.

    Lisa Lutz (2010). “Revenge of the Spellmans: Document #3”, p.295, Simon and Schuster
  • ....You should keep dental floss on you at all times; when your eyesight goes, quit driving; don't keep too many secrets, eventually they'll eat away at you. But the most valuable lesson he taught me was this: Every day we get older, and some of us get wiser, but there's no end to our evolution. We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us. And this is what I figured out on my own: Over the course of a lifetime, people change, but not as much as you'd think. Nobody really grows up.

    Lisa Lutz (2011). “The Spellmans Strike Again: Document #4”, p.379, Simon and Schuster
  • While he bore no real resemblance to anyone in my family, his features were a collection of my mother's and father's best attributes, with a few of Gregory Peck's thrown in.

    Mother   Father   Real  
    Lisa Lutz (2011). “Lisa Lutz Spellman Series E-Book Box Set: The Spellman Files, Curse of the Spellmans, Revenge of the Spellmans, The Spellmans Strike Again”, p.18, Simon and Schuster
  • ISABEL: Sorry I missed my session Monday. DR. RUSH: Would you like to tell me why? ISABEL: I was depressed. DR. RUSH: That's a good reason to come to therapy.

    Monday   Sorry   Drs  
    Lisa Lutz (2009). “Revenge of the Spellmans: Document #3”, p.330, Simon and Schuster
  • My father insisted that the boys in my life were directly responsible for my juvenile-delinquent tendencies. My mother, more accurately, assumed that I was the bad influence.

    Mother   Father   Boys  
    Lisa Lutz (2011). “Lisa Lutz Spellman Series E-Book Box Set: The Spellman Files, Curse of the Spellmans, Revenge of the Spellmans, The Spellmans Strike Again”, p.31, Simon and Schuster
  • Somebody is always hiding something.

    Lisa Lutz (2011). “Lisa Lutz Spellman Series E-Book Box Set: The Spellman Files, Curse of the Spellmans, Revenge of the Spellmans, The Spellmans Strike Again”, p.254, Simon and Schuster
  • Our ability to adapt is amazing. Our ability to change isn't quite as spectacular.

    Lisa Lutz (2011). “The Spellmans Strike Again: Document #4”, p.363, Simon and Schuster
  • Stop looking at me like that." Sorry, I just wanted to savor the moment," Mom replied. What moment?" I asked. You're in first place," she said, and then began washing the windows.

    Mom   Sorry   Firsts  
  • I refuse to have a life partner who spends his days pretending to be on a BBC show.

    Lisa Lutz (2011). “Lisa Lutz Spellman Series E-Book Box Set: The Spellman Files, Curse of the Spellmans, Revenge of the Spellmans, The Spellmans Strike Again”, p.1622, Simon and Schuster
  • She suspects her husband, Jake, might be gay." "Did you suggest she ask him?" Mom laughed. "Of course not. Business is slow.

    Mom   Husband   Gay  
    Lisa Lutz (2011). “Lisa Lutz Spellman Series E-Book Box Set: The Spellman Files, Curse of the Spellmans, Revenge of the Spellmans, The Spellmans Strike Again”, p.94, Simon and Schuster
  • I have a weakness for tough guys who read." - Izzy Spellman

    Guy   Weakness   Tough  
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