LIZ Quotes
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After all, isn't that what really draws the line between childhood and adulthood, knowing that you are solely responsible for yourself? If so, then my childhood ended at fifteen.
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Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.
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My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
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I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.
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I got into songwriting because I'm not very good at communicating sometimes, just my true words, so music was always my way of expressing myself and being able to put things into lyrics that I couldn't say necessarily in my everyday life.
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Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.
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If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.
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I support women. I'm like a human BRA.
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Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?
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One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!
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Just need to rave for a moment about the scrubbing cleanser...I have only ever found one (chemical filled) product that REALLY cleans my shower/tub, until now. The Ava Anderson scrubbing cleanser is amazing! Cleans the toughest dirty spots and smells absolutely delightful. LOVE IT!
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I grew up around a lot of boys - all my friends on my street were boys, so I was the only girl for a while hanging out with them. I have a little bit of a tomboy aspect; I love to be comfortable. But, I do have a sexy girly side as well - I just love sportswear.
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You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.
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I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
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I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.
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There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!
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We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.
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Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.
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All around us, people were cool. By association, so were we.
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Whatever the tiny bubbles sitting beautifully on the surface of the absolutely delicious-looking skin around his forehead and neck were, they were doing a lot for his overall appearance...and for my heart rate.
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Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.
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If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.
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I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!
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Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
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I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.
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In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.
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OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have a treat.
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It's never fun to break someone's heart, that's so sad.
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Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?
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My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season.
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