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  • We don't care to eat toadstools that think they are truffles.

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    Mark Twain (2015). “Pudd'nhead Wilson”, p.30, Xist Publishing
  • When the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface

    Food   Men  
    Mark Twain (1984). “Plymouth Rock and the Pilgrims and other salutary platform opinions”, Harpercollins
  • Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

    Mark Twain (2015). “Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend”, p.31, St. Martin's Press
  • Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

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    Mark Twain (1976). “Mark Twain's Notebooks & Journals, Volume I: (1855-1873)”, p.189, Univ of California Press
  • Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.

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    Mark Twain (2012). “The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations”, p.44, Courier Corporation
  • A man accustomed to American food and American domestic cookery would not starve to death suddenly in Europe, but I think he would gradually waste away, and eventually die.

    Food   Men  
    Mark Twain (2015). “A Tramp Abroad: Mark Twain's Collections”, p.218, 谷月社
  • I prefer milk because I am a Prohibitionist, but I do not go to it for inspiration.

  • Thanksgiving Day - Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do not use turkeys, they use plumbers. It does not become you and me to sneer at Fiji.

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    Pudd'nhead Wilson ch. 18, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" (1894)
  • The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

    Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist”, p.9, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
  • When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.

  • A banquet is probably the most fatiguing thing in the world except ditchdigging. It is the insanest of all recreations. The inventor of it overlooked no detail that could furnish weariness, distress, harassment, and acute and long-sustained misery of mind and body.

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    Mark Twain (2015). “Autobiography of Mark Twain, Volume 3: The Complete and Authoritative Edition”, p.85, Univ of California Press
  • Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

    Mark Twain (2015). “Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend”, p.31, St. Martin's Press
  • I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a winter's evening, and I know the comfort that comes of eating it hot, along with some sugar and a drench of cream... I know how the nuts taken in conjunction with winter apples, cider, and doughnuts, make old people's tales and old jokes sound fresh and crisp and enchanting.

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    Mark Twain, Milton Meltzer (2002). “Mark Twain Himself: A Pictorial Biography”, p.10, University of Missouri Press
  • There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.

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    Mark Twain, General Press (2016). “The Complete Works of Mark Twain: All 13 Novels, Short Stories, Poetry and Essays”, p.3582, GENERAL PRESS
  • Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

    Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist”, p.30, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
  • New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.

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  • A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.

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    Mark Twain (2008). “10 Books in 1”, p.701, Shoes & Ships & Sealing Wax
  • There are no standards of taste in wine... Each man's own taste is the standard, and a majority vote cannot decide for him or in any slightest degree affect the supremacy of his own standard.

    Food   Men  
    Mark Twain (194?). “Mark Twain's notebook”
  • Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

    Pudd'nhead Wilson ch. 5, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" (1894)
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