Mark Twain Quotes About Taxes
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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.
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When a library expels a book of mine and leaves an unexpurgated Bible lying around where unprotected youth and age can get hold of it, the deep unconscious irony of it delights me and doesn't anger me.
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I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.
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The only certainties in life are death and taxes.
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[I] shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. Indeed, upon second thought, I will not use it then, for it is unchristian, inelegant, and degrading--though to speak truly I do not see how house rent and taxes are going to be discussed worth a cent without it.
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I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them.
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I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes.
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The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
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A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.
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