Matt Stone Quotes
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I went to a couple Academy Awards parties and I was definitely like, 'Whoa, no one will talk to me.'
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And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.
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Sometimes I wish I could get fired.
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There are good characters and bad characters.
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We've been around long enough and have been to enough award shows to know that it is easy to lose to Phil Collins at any time.
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When you reach that deeper level, you can't go back.
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Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it.
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I think the neoatheists have set atheism back a few decades. And I'm a self-described atheist.
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We are entertainers. We're trying to entertain people.
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The last few years on ‘South Park’ we have done some of the riskiest things we have ever done, knowing it could kill the show, but we also know that’s what we have to do.
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I would never want the show to be a Democrat show or Republican show, because for us the show's more important than that. It isn't for everybody else in the world, but it is for us.
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I love to musicalize things. You do employ a whole level of gravity. You use the emotional heft of music.
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The pride of the hipster food movement is sort of annoying, but it fascinates me.
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I hate conservatives, but I really hate liberals.
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Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good?
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Anything you do to lose weight should be as easy as it can possibly be and still deliver results.
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I would vote for a Mormon.
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We've rewritten entire scenes and had them animated twelve hours before the show goes on the air. It's not fun.
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I just get my news from the Internet.
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I've been to China and Russia, and I don't know anything about Chinese or Soviet relations.
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Cutting carbs, fats, or calories (dieting) is like trying to hold your breath. The longer you do it, the more your body resists it until you finally gasp for air – taking in more than ever to overcome the short-term deficit you induced.
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We're kind of like the smoking section in high school. We're immature, keep to ourselves.
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I'm concerned about people being happy.
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If you're working with a band and you really want to work them into the episode, you've got to say to them, "Look, we need you around every day and on Tuesday night all night because we need you to do voices as we're changing stuff." We do the show so quickly, and you just can't get bands to do that. It's not really fair.
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With religion I was always like, 'Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?'
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Once you get yourselves into things that are working on a deeper level, you just have to keep going. When you reach that deeper level, you can't go back.
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Sometimes we come up with something great, but a lot of times it just feels like work.
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So a lot of our shows where even we think we've taken a very deliberate stand, liberals say, 'That's awesome, you took on the conservatives' same show and conservatives say 'That's awesome, you took on liberals.'
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There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood.
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The culture is just so coarse that you have to take it to that level and people will be like, 'Whoa!' And then you can make people think about stuff. It's kind of like shock therapy.
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