Michael Buckley Quotes
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Keep your paws off my fiancèe, you flea-ridden stray!
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Don't duh me!" Puck snapped. "Trying to figure out what you're thinking from one day to the next takes more brains than I have." Well, maybe you should stop. I'd hate to burn out that little peanut in your head.
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And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?
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If you want a happy ending you have to go out and take it.
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Puck flapped up to the happy couple. "Wait a minute! You have to ask someone to marry you? No one told me that! I thought you just hit them with a club and dragged them back to your cave!" Henry put his arm around Sabrina. "You're officially grounded from ever getting married." "Thank you," Sabrina whispered sincerely.
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I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to be old to living at home with his mom, but he's had a difficult time holding a job. He's worked at Wendy's, Taco Bell, and Burger King, but it all ends the same way- he challenges his manager to combat, takes over the restaurant, and enslaves his coworkers. Then it's back to video games." - Morgan le Fay
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Maybe one of the monsters ate him," Daphne whimpered. "That would be awesome," Puck said. Sabrina flashed him an angry look. "Awesome in a terrible, heartbreakingly tragic way," Puck continued.
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By the way, you don't need the makeup." Puck said.
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Sabrina turned back to the house and saw the horrible truth- a pair of legs was sticking out from beneath it and they were wearing a pari of shiny silver shoes with a remarkable red tint to them. She suddenly realized they hadn't just entered a story. They had entered one of the most famous stories ever told. "Daphne, I don't think we're in Ferryport Landing anymore.
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The world is always ruled by a maniac. - Baba Yaga
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You sick, twisted monster," Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio.
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That's why crazy people are so dangerous. You think they're nice until they're chaining you up in the garage.
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But know this, if you get killed out there I'm going to fire you.
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Please, don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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If only he can get over becoming a NERD.
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How ironic, she thought, as she fell to her certain death, that at that moment she would have given anything to be a giant goose again.
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So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering what you can tell me about puberty." Henry turned pale and stammered. Sabrina wanted to crawl under the table and die.
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He turned into a rhinocerous," Ms. Smirt said. "He does that," Sabrina said.
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Mirror sighed. "I believe everyone deserves a happily ever after. But I think that happy endings don't just happen by accident- you can't wait for one. You have to make them happen.
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I dont know what could possibly distract three pigs enough so that you can get away." Sabrina thought for a moment then grinned. "I know exactly what to do.
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You ignorant little rodent! This isn't just an old book. This is the book of Everafter." "Sorry, I haven't read it. I'm waiting for the movie," Puck said.
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I'm soooooo telling." Puck stood behind her. "You two disobeyed your parents! I'm both shocked and really impressed.
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I'm going to teach you the art of swordsmanship-or in other words, how to totally kill someone with a sharp, pointy thing.
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Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either.
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The night is young, and by the grace of magic, so are we.
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Don't disrespect the sword marshmallow.
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I didn't do it,' he insisted. 'Then why did you run?' Sabrina asked. 'And send rabbits to eat us! I'm a seven-year-old girl,' Daphne said. 'Do you know how important bunny rabbits are to me?
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Are you familiar with that play? In fact, we're almost living it!
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Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle Jake
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Nothing like a puppet to give you the willies.
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