Miranda Hart Quotes
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some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions become wildly hilarious and wonderful. Actually, I'd say that 90 per cent of my doubled-over-gasping-with-laughther-laughing-so-much-that-you-can't-breathe-and-you-think-you-might-die laughing has occurred during slow days in offices.
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I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed.
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About me - I used to want to be a P.E. teacher, and kind of still do.
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My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta.
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I started watching some 'Doctor Who' recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime - I'm pathetic.
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It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there.
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I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy.
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I've never felt like a woman fighting in a male world; I've never felt penalised.
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Everyone - particularly my female friends I speak to - all say 'I wouldn't be in my twenties again if I was paid.' It's a difficult time.
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I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.
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I never admitted what I wanted to do for a career to anyone until I was 26. I wish I'd piped up at 18.
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Also, in your 20s, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem.
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Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.
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I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.
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We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.
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Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame
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It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot.
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Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.
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My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.
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No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.
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I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END.
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We all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The key is never to compare and try to be something you're not.
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No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream.
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Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.
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I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully.
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Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.
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If I did better... I'd be God.
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Imagine for a moment playing by children's rules. If you were at a party and saw someone you liked, you could just go and hold their hand. If they then try to kiss you and you don't like it, you can push them over. If your aunty gives you a Christmas present that you're not too keen on, you can throw it back in her face and burst into tears. You can gallop freely. You can skip. Children have got it right. The tragedy is, none of this is permissible as an adult. Although one thing surely is – and I'll bet you know what I'm going to say – that's right, the galloping. Such fun!
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I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.
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Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.
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