• My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

    Mitch Hedberg: My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
    "Mitch All Together". Live album by Mitch Hedberg, www.theguardian.com. December 9, 2003.