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  • There's an inverse relationship between my temper and my ability to control my accent. If you hear me say 'Fiddledeedee', run for the hills, because I'm getting ready to take out bystanders.

    Molly Harper (2011). “How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf”, p.105, Simon and Schuster
  • The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on.

    Molly Harper (2009). “Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs”, p.100, Simon and Schuster
  • Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will not turn, though they will probably bleed profusely and will definitely be annoyed.

  • You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.

    Molly Harper (2009). “Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs”, p.118, Simon and Schuster
  • Wal-mart started selling “Vampire Home Defense Kits”, including holy water, crosses, stakes, mallets, and a book of quick blessings to bar vampires from your door. The fact that these kits were generally useless didn't bother me nearly as much as the idea of holy water being sold at wal-mart.

    Molly Harper (2009). “Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs”, p.19, Simon and Schuster
  • Vampires have bright eyes glistening white teeth unnaturally smooth skin and a certain animal magnetism. If they aren't pretty they starve. It's sort of like life in Los Angeles.

    Molly Harper (2009). “Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs”, p.23, Simon and Schuster
  • I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from a wrought iron pineapple and a cork-shaped bruise in my cleavage.

  • If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody screws with my dog.

    Molly Harper (2009). “Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs”, p.254, Simon and Schuster
  • I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'.

  • A woman puts on a new dress eyeliner lip gloss to please others. A woman paints her toes to please herself. And if there was one thing I was familiar with it was pleasing...There's no way to finish that sentence without embarrassing myself.

    Dresses   Way   Toes  
    Molly Harper (2009). “Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs”, p.92, Simon and Schuster
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