P. J. O'Rourke Quotes About Dating
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Stay away from girls who cry a lot or who look like they get pregnant easily or have careers.
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Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
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Dating is the social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion.
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Dates used to be made days or even weeks in advance. Now dates tend to be made the day after. That is, you get a phone call from someone who says, "If anyone asks, I was out to dinner with you last night, okay?"
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Men generally pay for all expenses on a date ... either sex, however, may bring a little gift, its value to be determined by the bizarrness of the sexual request to be made later that evening.
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