P. J. O'Rourke Quotes About Dating

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  • Stay away from girls who cry a lot or who look like they get pregnant easily or have careers.

    P. J. O'Rourke (2010). “Driving Like Crazy: Thirty Years of Vehicular Hell-Bending, Celebrating America the Way It's Supposed To Be With an Oi”, p.23, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
  • Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

    P.J. O'Rourke (2015). “Thrown Under the Omnibus”, p.23, Atlantic Books Ltd
  • Dating is the social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion.

    P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.96, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
  • Dates used to be made days or even weeks in advance. Now dates tend to be made the day after. That is, you get a phone call from someone who says, "If anyone asks, I was out to dinner with you last night, okay?"

    P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.99, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
  • Men generally pay for all expenses on a date ... either sex, however, may bring a little gift, its value to be determined by the bizarrness of the sexual request to be made later that evening.

    P. J. O'Rourke (1983). “Modern manners”, Dell Books
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