P. J. O'Rourke Quotes About Parenting
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is just operating on a smaller scale and lacks the advantage of having made enormous soft-money campaign contributions to political candidates.
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You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
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Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
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