Quentin Crisp Quotes About Funny
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However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.
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The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
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Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I lived alone that I realized how much cheaper it was to drag the Joneses down to my level.
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An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
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The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.
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Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
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If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
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Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
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For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
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There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
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