Tig Notaro Quotes
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I hold back parts of my life and experiences... I don't want to share anything just for the sake of sharing and exposing myself, but if something feels right and I feel inspired by the situations or moment I'll definitely share it. There are so many stories and experiences I have not shared, and I don't feel compelled to.
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I am just at tragedy right now.
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When I announced I had cancer on stage, it was my brain leaping to that insane moment of, "There's no way I could start a show saying, 'Hi, I have cancer!'" And also for me to have these scars, and then think, "Oh my gosh, what if I did stand-up and not even acknowledge that my shirt was off, or that I have scars.
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I didn't have an interest in school at all and was getting in trouble all the time.
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I talk about airplanes and things like that while my scars are on clear view.
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I love drama - I would say more than I even love comedy - but I like in One Mississippi that I can go from a very moving moment to a Willy Wonka tube up my ass. I like the silliness as much as I like drama.
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I was really into music. I started playing guitar also when I was nine. I wanted to be in the Beatles, even though John Lennon died the year I got a guitar and the Beatles broke up before I was born.
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There's something a lot more self-conscious feeling when there's cameras coming in for close-ups. It makes you very aware.
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In movies, you just see somebody close their eyes, and you go on to the next scene.
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I didn't know what my fate was as far as being alive.
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I always wonder, aside from even my name, what if my parents never split up? What if my mother never died? It swirls in my head all the time.
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I'm the luckiest unlucky person.
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I'm now a pretty good mix of my mother and my stepfather because I'm in general pretty mellow. I'm not hyper-emotional. But there's also this side of me - my mother was an artist and very funny and a dancer and very wild and into fashion. My stepfather traveled a lot, and I kind of took on a role of parenting my mother a lot of times, because she was pretty hard to handle. A bit of a pistol.
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In chaotic situations, I feel like I can take a breath and look around and assess the situation and see the big picture. Going through the traumatic time that I did in my life, that's also given me even more of a breather in life to just be like, "I know everything's going to be fine. Even if this is the worst show in the world, no matter what happens, everything's going to be fine." It's an accumulation of things.
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When I got sick, it threw everything off course.
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I love devastating movies, documentaries and hummingbirds (yes, in that order).
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When I couldn't get ahold of cigarettes, I'd roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit.
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My age makes all my wrinkles and gray hair make sense.
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I didn't know whether I'd be attractive to anybody.
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I didn't just want to be the one who was always looking around at the weird family members. I wanted to make my mistakes.
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I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it. If it's a sock puppet, if it's a stool, I'll do it.
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It was a free-for-all with music when I was growing up. My mother was a huge music fanatic so I was listening to everything from country to heavy metal to Indigo Girls to Elton John. I guess when I was really young I didn't like Willie Nelson, and she obviously loved him. Now I do too, I'm so thankful to her for playing his music nonstop.
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The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks.
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In standup, you don't have anything near you except a microphone.
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I really wanted to, but I just didn't understand how people became comedians. I kind of thought it was something you were born into. And so I wanted to be a veterinarian or an architect. I wanted to be in a band, and for some reason I could understand how you could be in a band because I had guitars and all my friends played music. Comedy was a secret want, but it wasn't anything I pursued.
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Life can very genuinely and realistically pile things on. It doesn't dole out the heartache and pain, or joy, perfectly.
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I think every person and place is interesting, and there's an interesting story behind every door.
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It's not the child's responsibility to teach the parent who they are. It's the parent's responsibility to learn who the child is.
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Everybody, male or female, needs to possess qualities that they expect others to uphold. Being aware of yourself and your actions allows you to assess your shortcomings in an honest way.
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A lot of times people will have after-parties or try and host an event for comedians, and they misunderstand us. They think it should be wild and crazy, or loud music, and comedians are typically pretty mellow people that just want to talk to each other. I think it would be highly unusual to find comedians who want to be at a loud, crowded party.
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