Tom Deacon Quotes
On this page you can find the TOP of Tom Deacon's best quotes! We hope you will find some sayings from Comedian Tom Deacon's in our collection, which will inspire you to new achievements! There are currently 3 quotes on this page collected since February 1, 1986! Share our collection of quotes with your friends on social media so that they can find something to inspire them!
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I never know the right thing to say, especially during sex. After my first time, I said to the girl, 'That's it, I'm afraid'
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I once buggered a man unconscious. I'm lying, he was already unconscious when I found him
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Where I'm from, people aren't quick. A girl once asked her mum, 'Can I have a Cadbury's Creme Egg?' The mum said, 'No, you can't Danielle, I've already told you, darling - bird flu!'
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We hope you have found the saying you were looking for in our collection! At the moment, we have collected 3 quotes from the Comedian Tom Deacon, starting from February 1, 1986! We periodically replenish our collection so that visitors of our website can always find inspirational quotes by authors from all over the world! Come back to us again!
