Tommy Chong Quotes
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Cheech [Marine] on the other hand, met [Barack] Obama and he knew right away who Cheech was. So that should tell you something.
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I've been a good boy, I've never really been convicted of serious crime.
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I wish I could say farewell and retire but there is nothing for me to retire from.
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You can't become a dictator through checks and balances.
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Marijuana grows everywhere in the world. And it really is currency, if you think about it.
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By making marijuana illegal, the agricultural people can't grab hold of it like they did with corn and wheat. So those companies are scrambling around trying to get hold of it, but they can't, because it's a cottage industry, and it will always be a cottage industry. Because the minute the big companies try to make it their own, like they did with soybeans...like Monsanto, they put their own patent on seeds, and you can't do that with marijuana.
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Musicians can travel all over the world and have an audience, because there's no language barrier.
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Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world.
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I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts.
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I really love what [Donald] Trump is doing. He is doing a great job of exposing the republicans for what they really are.
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Activism, to me, I don't know if it really works. It may work for somebody else, but it does not work for me.
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Jail was probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me.
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Whenever I do anything, I need to take 15 or 20 minutes, maybe longer, to regroup.
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If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane.
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Because the pot takes the edge off the adrenaline, and it also clears your mind of it, and then you can see things a lot clearer.
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I'm dancing tango, and I'm playing golf, and I'm quite active, you know, and for my age and everything, and what I've gone through, I'm very happy.
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As soon as I discovered weightlifting, all I wanted to do - my plan in life - was to work out, lay on the beach, and get high... smoke dope. And that's really what I'm doing.
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I want my ashes either with some really good primo or as some fertilizer for plants.
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I do believe that [Bill] Clinton never inhaled ...because when I met him, he had no idea who I was.
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Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world.
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The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.
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If more people were stoned there would be less violence in the world.
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Marijuana is a proven medicine.
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I've always known, all my life, that I was going to be something special. I never knew what it was, but I always had that feeling. I think my mother installed it when I was a little guy.
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We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we recorded at a radio station on the stairway, and we did a record and it got put out.
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We have never been big smokers, neither Cheech [Marine] nor I. We were too creative, and we had a lot to do. We are actors and to be honest, I am the type of person that can reference a thought or a smell and get high.
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I've always been into improvisation.
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Our tour is winding down and I was just thinking about what I want to do. I like growing so I think I might start growing again. As a medical marijuana patient, under California law I am licensed to grow 12 plants.
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People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, 'Oh, that's Charlie Chaplin.' You know what I mean? You can't own a joke. You can be the guy that tells it the best, but you can't own a joke. Nowhere can you own a laugh.
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Look at all the drug busts all over the country. There must be an audience there somewhere. My feeling is that if we're losing the war on drugs, let's do a movie for the enemy.
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