Tre Cool Quotes
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Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings
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I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.
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You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!
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Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music.
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I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.
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The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.
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I’ve played on literally every brand of US drums out there, and I’ve finally found my home. I’ve been looking for drums like these my whole life. True American hot rod custom kits. From the look and sound to the service and attention, it’s good to now be a part of the SJC family.
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I get mad when people are against pot.
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I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance'. And I did all that just like bam, you know?
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Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.
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I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.
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I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump
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I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.
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I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.
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Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.
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I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.
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I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.
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It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.
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I object. I object to any killing at all. You know, it's terrible what happened and I think retaliation definitely makes sense and it's definitely one option. But, personally, I prefer peace. You know, maybe I'm just being ignorant and shortsighted, you know, it's true I'm not running the government, I'm not running the United States. I just don't think that killing people is a good way to remedy people dying. Martin Luther King Jr. said that you can murder a murderer but you can never murder murder itself.
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I'd probably be a burglar, I'd burgle people.
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I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will.
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I've been working on my relationship with my parents and my sister over the years.
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I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.
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I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different
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I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.
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I had trouble fitting in, in a musical sense. A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.
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Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.
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I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.
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Yeah, I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt doing it.
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You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.
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