Walt Kelly Quotes
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God is not dead-He is merely unemployed.
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Looking back on things, the view always improves.
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If I could only write, I'd write a nasty letter to the mayor, if he could only read.
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In like a dimwit, out like a light.
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Traces of nobility, gentleness, and courage persist in all people, do what we will to stamp out the trend. So, too, do those characteristics which are ugly.
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Eventually every man gotta face the problem of tryin' to figger if it's worthwhile to prove that he is himself.
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A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man.
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A lump in the throat is worth two on the head.
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The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gone be stuck with it forever, either.
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Some is more equal than others, as is well known. (Tammananny Tiger)
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What's good about March? Well, for one thing, it keeps February and April apart.
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There's no easy quick way out, we're gonna have to live through our whole lives, win, lose, or draw.
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We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
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Traces of nobility, gentleness and courage persist in all people, do what we will to stamp out the trend. So, too, do those characteristics which are ugly. It is just unfortunate that in the clumsy hands of a cartoonist all traits become ridiculous, leading to a certain amount of self-conscious expostulation and the desire to join battle.
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Y'see, when you start to lick a national problem you have to go after the fundamentables. You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin!
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Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.
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Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.
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Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.
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Having lost sight of our objectives, we redoubled our efforts.
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We have met the enemy and he is us.
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Now is the time for all good men to come to.
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Women aren't as mere as they used to be.
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Man tries to swallow meaning whole as a dog would eat his dinner.
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You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin!
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When we become negative and ungrateful, it is important to remember... We have met the enemy; and he is us.
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There is no need to sally forth, for it remains true that those things which make us human are, curiously enough, always close at hand. Resolve, then, that on this very ground, with small flags waving and tiny blasts on tiny trumpets, we shall meet the enemy, and not only may he be ours, he may be us.
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Don't take life so serious. It ain't no-hows permanent.
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Some is more equal than others, as is well known. It ain't that your majority is outnumbered, you're just out-surrounded.
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Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday.
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Don't believe something just because you didn't read it in the papers. Wait until you haven't seen it on television.
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