Zach Braff Quotes

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  • When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.

  • I think we have to acknowledge that people are different and succeed at different things, first of all. Men are better than women at some professions like firefighting, construction work, and physics. But women are better than men at some professions, too, like elementary teaching, prostitution, and giving birth. Who's to say which is more important?

  • Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.

  • I lot of people remember when that kid spray-painted my brand new Porsche for Punk'd. That was pretty funny. He got me pretty good. Of course, most people don't know I eventually got him back with my own show. I call it a show, really it's just an hour-long video shot in my bedroom featuring the two of us.

  • Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an Oscar and they seem a little petty if you ask me. I guess that just goes to show what kind of people they really are.

    Winning  
  • I'm not saying I hate Jews, I'm just saying that I think they shouldn't be alive any more.

  • When I played the Shins, I changed someone's life. When I play Belle and Sebastian in a pivotal scene in my next movie...well, let's just say I made sure I that I can't be held legally responsible for all the deaths people will suffer out of shock upon hearing them. They're a terrific band.

  • When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.

  • You know how they do that effect in movies, where they make it look like you have a twin, but it's really just the same actor playing both characters in the scene? I knew this would be the best route, but I just wasn't comfortable dressing as a woman, so I had to hire other actors.

  • Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records?

  • I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the streets.

  • I didn't necessarily have a total idea when I was writing the movie of where everything was going. I just wanted to have really realistic dialogue and write like people I knew talked. I tried to keep it very real.

  • Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn't they just swim to safety?

  • Somebody approached me about writing a biography on me, I told them they were too late.

  • I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.

  • Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.

  • I mean, I know thousands of people died and everything, but if it happened today, there's just no excuse. They'd be much safer inside a movie theater watching one of my movies instead of burning alive in a collapsing skyscraper.

  • I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.

    "Zach Braff Says He Has 'Mild Depression'". people.com. January 13, 2007.
  • I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.

  • I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.

    Bigger  
  • I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the war in Iraq. Where's the substantive news? Where's the Zach Braff coverage?

  • The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.

    "Scrubs: My Last Chance". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 2004.
  • One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm also a real doctor. But I'm also Zack Braff, so I kicked him in the groin.

  • Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw.

    Twitter post from May 7, 2012
  • It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.

  • I think slavery was an awful, awful period in our history, but when I look at what's become of black culture since emancipation, I think you have to admit, maybe the Confederacy was on to something

  • If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.

  • When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.

    Wanted  
  • Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.

  • I think they're bogus, honestly. How utter garbage like Crash and Million Dollar Baby can win best picture, where true works of art such as Garden State go untouched is beyond me. It just proves how close-minded America really is, and I refuse to take part in it.

    Winning  
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