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  • In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.

    Women   Party   Memorable  
  • Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

    Helen Rowland (2017). “Reflections of a Bachelor Girl”, p.42, Litres
  • Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat.

    Tracy Letts (2008). “August: Osage County (TCG Edition)”, p.78, Theatre Communications Group
  • A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce usually takes place after men point out that women gained more weight after marriage.

    Divorce   Men   Weight  
  • More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

  • I find to my astonishment that an unhappy marriage goes on being unhappy when it is over.

  • There are four stages to marriage. First there's the affair, then there's the marriage, then children, and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.

    News Summaries, December 31, 1969.
  • Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.

    Joan Rivers (1997). “Bouncing back: I've survived everything-- and I mean everything-- and you can too!”, Thorndike Pr
  • To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.

    Funny   Divorce   Playboy  
    "James Caan: What I've Learned". Interview with Ross Johnson, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.
  • Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand.

  • For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.

    Funny   Single   Divorce  
  • People do not get married planning to divorce. Divorce is the result of a lack of preparation for marriage and the failure to learn the skills of working together as teammates in an intimate relationship.

    Gary Chapman (2010). “Things I Wish I'd Known Before We Got Married”, p.10, Moody Publishers
  • The worst problems for children stem from parental conflict, before, during, and after divorce or within marriage.

  • Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.

    Mary Kay Blakely (1995). “American Mom: Motherhood, Politics, and Humble Pie”, p.125, Simon and Schuster
  • Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage.

    Religious   Divorce   Vow  
  • [Hermogenes] despises God's law in his painting, maintains repeated marriages [almost certainly a reference to remarrying after divorce or perhaps even widowhood, which Tertullian, who became a Montanist, opposed], alleges the law of God in defense of lust [likely same reference], and yet despises it in respect of his art.

    Religious   Art   Divorce  
  • Thank God you can flee, can escape from that massy five-foot-thick maggot-cheesy solidarity which overlays the earth, in which men and women in couples are ranked like ninepins.

    Couple   Divorce   Men  
    William Faulkner (1951). “Absalom, Absalom!”
  • Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

    Divorce   Two   Firsts  
    Evan Esar (1961). “Humorous English: a guide to comic usage, jocular speech and writing, and witty grammar”
  • Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.

    P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.122, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
  • A society's apprehensiveness about divorce is an expression of its fear of change and of its resulting desire that personality remain unvarying.

    Elsie Clews Parsons (1997). “Fear and Conventionality”, p.138, University of Chicago Press
  • Women enjoyed rights in Egypt they would not again enjoy for more than 2,000 years. They owned ships, ran vineyards, filed lawsuits, practiced medicine. Their husbands supported them after divorce. Their power was unprecedented.

  • The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.

  • It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him.

    God   Patriotic   Divorce  
    Abraham Lincoln (2008). “The Collected Works of Abraham Lincoln”, p.373, Wildside Press LLC
  • A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

  • American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.

    Husband   Divorce   Wife  
  • Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

  • Love after divorce is all about showing and sharing with my son what is good and right in life!

    Divorce   Son   My Son  
  • Americans, who make more of marrying for love than any other people, also break up more of their marriages, but the figure reflects not so much the failure of love as the determination of people not to live without it.

  • In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

  • A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.

    Book   Divorce   Law  
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