Airline Food Quotes

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  • [Airline food] is the tiniest food I've ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get - chicken, steak, anything - has grill marks on each side, like somehow we'll actually believe there's an open-flame grill in the front of the plane.

    Travel   Believe   Flames  
  • I dont enjoy traveling in America. I dont like the food, the cars. It is not exotic enough. It all tastes a bit like airline food.

    America   Car   Exotic  
  • The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

    "Frequent Flyer Humor and One-Upmanship". Book by George W. Stewart, Dog Ear Publishing, p. 12, 2011.
  • You don't have to be Willy Loman about it. But, "Airline food is crazy. Hey, what's with these rent-a-cars?" or you go up and talk about how Christopher Walken wanted to know where my dog's tail went. That really happened to me.

    Dog   Crazy   Car  
    Source: underthegunreview.net
  • England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria.

    Funny   Humorous   School  
    "Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need". Book by Dave Barry, 1991.
  • Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is, starting with broad categories such as "mineral" and "linoleum."

    Funny   Humorous   Food  
    Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need”, p.39, Ballantine Books
  • You define a good flight by negatives: you didn't get hijacked, you didn't crash, you didn't throw up, you weren't late, you weren't nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.

    Funny   Travel   Grateful  
    Paul Theroux (2011). “To the Ends of the Earth: The Selected Travels of Paul Theroux”, p.85, Ivy Books
  • I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

    JEAN KERR (1960). “THE SNAKE HAS ALL THE LINES”
  • Speaking of food, English cuisine has received a lot of unfair criticism over the years, but the truth is that it can be a very pleasant surprise to the connoisseur of severely overcooked livestock organs served in lukewarm puddles of congealed grease. England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria.

    Food   School   Years  
    "Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need". Book by Dave Barry, 1991.
  • If the Wright brother were alive today Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs.

    Brother   Humorous   Fire  
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