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  • I'm here to tell you that I am proud of a couple of things. First, I am very good at projectile vomiting. Second, I've never had a really serious venereal disease.

  • When it comes to flying, I am a nervous passenger but a confident drinker and Valium-swallower.

    "Did I say that? Martin Amis" by John Hind, www.theguardian.com. January 30, 2010.
  • If Charles Lindbergh, flying with no instruments other than a bologna sandwich, managed to cross the Atlantic and land safely on a runway completely covered with French people, why are today's airplanes, which are equipped with radar and computers and individualized liquor bottles, unable to cope with fog?

    Funny   Humorous   Food  
    Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.234, Ballantine Books
  • With any luck, by the time NASA's space probe hits Pluto, you'll be booking a spaceflight with a privately run suborbital airline.

    Running   Space   Luck  
    "After the X Prize". www.wired.com. December 1, 2004.
  • New Rule: News organizations have to stop using the phrase: "We go beyond the headlines." That's your job, dummy. You don't see American Airlines saying, "We land our jets on the runway"!

    Bill Maher (2006). “New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer”, p.140, Rodale
  • We've got fuel prices coming down and good travel numbers coming out, so it's not surprising airline stocks are going up.

  • I had some airline stock, but the airlines tanked. I didn't have a lot of money in them, though.

  • I flew out here on Southwest Airlines. Southwest has a plane that's painted like Shamu the whale from Sea World. Yeah, that'll be easy to find if that went down in the ocean. That'll be nice, when you're trying to get out and a real whale's humping your window.

    Real   Nice   Ocean  
  • The minute you use the drugs, and you do something that interferes with the life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness of the guy next door, you're a criminal, and you ought to be punished for that especially if you're in a position where your actions could affect large numbers of people. Being a doctor, a legislator, a judge, an airline pilot, where somebody's life depends on you.

    Source: afka.net
  • Also, in the category of 'obvious but still shocking,' an animal called a 'killer whale' killed someone who was trying to play with it. Now, no one knows exactly what enraged the whale, but earlier in the week, it had been thrown off a flight by Southwest Airlines.

    Animal   Whales   Play  
  • I have flown ValuJet. ValuJet is a safe airline, as is our entire aviation system.

    Safety   Safe   Aviation  
    "Frontline", www.pbs.org. February 9, 2010.
  • Be Luke Skywalker, not Darth Vader. Ultimately love is stronger than evil.

    Love Is   Evil   Stronger  
  • Asking journalists to denounce leaks because of their deleterious effects on the functioning of government is as hopeless as asking an airline to denounce jet fuel because of its impact on the environment.

    "Why We Publish Leaks," Washington Post, 13 February 1998. The question is not whether the Post should "denounce" leaks-truly a red herring- but whether it will use leaks that put U.S. personnel in danger.
  • Take care of your customers, and you will have a successful business. Don't, and you won't. The airlines need to figure this out - soon.

    Source: bobmorris.biz
  • We are long-term players in the industry. We're not just crazy and emotional. We try to be logical business managers.

  • I made publicity contracts with Nike, several broadcasting companies and airline companies within Australia.

  • We have a strategic plan. It's called 'doing things'.

  • Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.

    Funny   Humorous   Food  
    Dave Barry (2003). “Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism”, p.182, Crown Archetype
  • I don't mind flying. I always pass out before the plane leaves the ground.

    Humorous   Flying   Mind  
  • The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"

    Funny   Kings   Humor  
  • Can a physicist visualize an electron? The electron is materially inconceivable and yet, it is so perfectly known through its effects that we use it to illuminate our cities, guide our airlines through the night skies and take the most accurate measurements. What strange rationale makes some physicists accept the inconceivable electrons as real while refusing to accept the reality of a Designer on the ground that they cannot conceive Him?

    God   Real   Airplane  
    Letter to California State board of Education, September 14, 1972.
  • The government is always looking for something that appears more dangerous than itself, and these criminals seem to fit the bill. Never mind that it was the government that promised but failed to protect us. It was the government that prevented the airlines from protecting themselves. It was the government that so badly botched the rescue operations. It was the government that had stirred up the hate that led to the terrorism.

    Hate   Government   Mind  
  • The worst sort of business is one that grows rapidly, requires significant capital to engender the growth, and then earns little or no money. Think airlines. Here a durable competitive advantage has proven elusive ever since the days of the Wright Brothers. Indeed, if a farsighted capitalist had been present at Kitty Hawk, he would have done his successors a huge favor by shooting Orville down.

    Warren Buffett (2009). “Warren Buffett on Business: Principles from the Sage of Omaha”, p.110, John Wiley & Sons
  • I've spent my life as an airplane mechanic, pilot, aircraft manufacturer and airline CEO who never lost a life or an airplane. I am considerate of the risk we take every time we fly. I also know we need to fly and always to improve safety.

    Airplane   Safety   Risk  
  • Everybody in Texas would tell me that they thought I was nuts trying to start Southwest Airlines. There probably weren't 10 people in the state who would have given a plug nickel for our chances of making a dollar. So sometimes, you need a little courage, too, just to buck popular opinion.

    Texas   Nuts   People  
  • Look, I think that when we started Virgin Atlantic 30 years ago, we had one 747 competing with the airlines that had an average of 300 planes each. Every single one of those have gone bankrupt because they didn't have customer service. They had might, but they didn't have customer service, so customer service is everything in the end.

  • Here in the news media, our focus is on speed. When we get hold of some new and possibly inaccurate information, our highest priority is to get it to you, the public, before our competitors do. If the news media owned airlines, there would be a lot less concern about how many planes crashed, and a lot more concern about whose plane hit the ground first.

    Dave Barry (2003). “Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism”, p.14, Crown Archetype
  • Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it.

    Two   Doe   Needs  
  • Once you get hooked on the airline business, it's worse than dope.

  • I've never invested in any airline. I'm an airline manager. I don't invest in airlines. And I always said to the employees of American, 'This is not an appropriate investment. It's a great place to work and it's a great company that does important work. But airlines are not an investment.'

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