Alcoholism Funny Quotes
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Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
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I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
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If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
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I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
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I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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When a woman drinks it's as if an animal were drinking, or a child. Alcoholism is scandalous in a woman, and a female alcoholic is rare, a serious matter. It's a slur on the divine in our nature.
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I'm tired of hearing sin called sickness and alcoholism a disease. It is the only disease I know of that we're spending hundreds of millions of dollars a year to spread.
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But I'm not a saint yet. I'm an alcoholic. I'm a drug addict. I'm homosexual. I'm a genius.
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
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Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
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I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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A man who drinks too much on occasion is still the same man as he was sober. An alcoholic, a real alcoholic, is not the same man at all. You can't predict anything about him for sure except that he will be someone you never met before.
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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
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Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
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Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to me and it almost killed me and I haven't touched a drop of it in seventeen years, sometimes I wonder if I could get away with drinking some now. I totally subscribe to the notion that alcoholism is a mental illness because thinking like that is clearly insane.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
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Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
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I always wake up at the crack of ice.
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