Anita Blake Quotes
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Love mattered, in the end. A house without love would always fall, maybe not today or tomorrow, but in the end without love nothing could endure.
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I knew from the moment I heard you, the moment I saw the gun and realized that this lovely, petit woman was the executioner, that you would never die waiting for me to save you - that you would save yourself.
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Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.
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One serial killer sends me a human head in a box, and I get all spooked; Go figure.
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I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers?
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You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line?
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Important safety tip - never look a vampire in the eye.
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It's not about winning, Haven. I'm not a prize to be won. I'm not the princess that needs rescuing from the dragon. I'm the prince and I kill my own monsters. You need to be ok with that. -Anita Blake
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One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.
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Death, jewelry, or magic; it sounded like Valentine's Day.
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A person likes to think of himself in a certain way, and when something happens that makes that no longer possible, you mourn the old self. The person you thought you were.
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Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives.
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There are only two things you can do when you're dressed like Barbie Does Bondage; you can be embarrassed or you can be aggressive. Guess what my choice was.
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Anything under size five isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.
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I know you can throw holy water on the vampire, but I didn't know you could throw the host." (Sheriff St. John) I had to smile. "They aren't like little holy grenades. I want the host to give to the Quinlans so they can put one at every windowsill, every doorsill." (Anita Blake)
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I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was poetically ironic.
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I sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated enough for this. What do you say to boyfriend A when he finds you naked in the bed of boyfriend B? Especially if boyfriend A turned into a monster the night before and ate someone. I bet Miss Manners didn't cover this at all.
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I talk to myself everyone once in a while. Give myself very good advice. Sometimes I even take it.
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Richard was a riddle with no answer, and I was tired of playing a game I couldn't win.
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Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed.
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Women may get to wear lots of pretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes. Anita Blake Vampire Hunter
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You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter
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I spent the next fifteen minutes convincing a crying werewolf that I wasn’t going to hurt her. My life was getting too strange, even for me.
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Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't.
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The rich and powerful always seem to prefer the tops of buildings. Hasn't anyone ever explained to them that higher just means you have farther to fall? -- Anita Blake
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I know who and what I am. I am the Executioner, and I don't date vampires. I kill them.
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Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.
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Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.
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Never throw stones if you think they're going to come back and hit you.
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Sometimes it would be nice not to have to do my best. Sometimes it would just be nice not to have a crisis to deal with. - Anita Blake
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