April Fools Quotes
The best sayings about April Fools that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
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Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.
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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
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Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
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I have great faith in fools,— self-confidence my friends will call it.
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Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
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Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
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Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth.
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When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.
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Indiana's governor is coming under fire for a new law that some people feel is anti-gay. The governor now says he is not anti-gay. Then immediately afterwards he said, 'April Fools.' It wasn't his best joke.
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Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
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Surprisingly, a large number of people who fell out with their partners contacted us, saying that they would love to fly on a Virgle spaceship. But out of April Fools' jokes come real things, and I wouldn't be surprised, within the next 50 years, [if] there are one-way trips heading out into space with people on it. It would be very exciting.
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A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
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Even the gods love jokes.
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
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When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
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The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
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Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
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The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.
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It is human nature to think wisely and to act in an absurd fashion.
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A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
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Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.
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Actually, we did a fun April Fools' thing with Google a couple of years ago, which we called Virgle. And we looked for volunteers to go on a one-way trip to Mars.
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
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Art is man's expression of his joy in labor.
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A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
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