Bart Simpson Quotes

• [On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

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  Bobby Heenan

  Wrestling   Hair   Bart Simpson  

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• Thanks to Bart Simpson, I have a pretty good life.

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  Sam Simon

  Good Life   Bart Simpson   Thanks  

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• The average tax payer is not a big voluntary supporter of the arts. The only art that the average taxpayer buys voluntarily either has a picture of Bart Simpson on it or little suction cups on its feet so you can stick it onto a car window.

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  Dave Barry

  Art   Average   Feet  

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry Talks Back”, p.146, Crown Archetype

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• My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.

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  Matt Groening

  Kids   Bart Simpson   Want  

  "QUESTIONS FOR: Matt Groening". The New York Times Interview, www.nytimes.com. December 27, 1998.

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• I wanted to be Snoopy's girlfriend and when I got older I wanted to be Bart Simpson's girlfriend. Then I couldn't decide whether I wanted marry Snoopy or Michael Jackson - because he was God to me - or to just be them.

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  Amy Winehouse

  Girlfriend   Bart Simpson   Snoopy  

  Source: www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

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• Back in high school, I wrote a novel about a character named Bart Simpson. I thought it was a very unusual name for a kid at the time. I had this idea of an angry father yelling "Bart," and Bart sounds kind of like bark - like a barking dog.

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  Matt Groening

  Dog   Father   School  

  "Matt Groening Reveals the Location of the Real Springfield". Interview with Claudia De La Roca, www.smithsonianmag.com. May 2012.

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