Bartending Quotes

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  • All my graduation money went to paying for bartending classes so I could have a side gig. I bartended for two months before I was supposed to move to New York and then two months later I got the job as an understudy in 'Sister Act' and haven't looked back since.

  • I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

    Sorry   Drinking   Beer  
    Adrian Rogers, Steve Rogers (2012). “What Every Christian Ought to Know”, p.25, B&H Publishing Group
  • You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

    Clever   Lying   Humorous  
    In Paul Dickson Official Rules (1978) p. 112
  • I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

  • I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.

  • An efficient bartenders first aim should be to please his customers, paying particular attention to meet the individual wishes of those whose tastes and desires he has already watched and ascertained; and, with those whose peculiarities he has had no opportunity of learning, he should politely inquire how they wish their beverages served, and use his best judgment in endeavoring to fulfill their desires to their entire satisfaction. In this way he will not fail to acquire popularity and success.

    Jerry Thomas (2016). “Jerry Thomas' Bartenders Guide: How to Mix All Kinds of Plain and Fancy Drinks”, p.13, Courier Dover Publications
  • The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

    Drinking   Book   Beer  
  • Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

  • What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

    Funny   Witty   Humorous  
  • I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender.

  • I want to be a superhero. Maybe I'll be a bartending superhero who shakes martinis to save the world.

    "Talking About Alcohol with Shanola Hampton". Interview with Mark Svartz, www.esquire.com. January 25, 2013.
  • Sydney had been horrified to discover my home library consisted of a bartending dictionary and an old copy of Esquire, and at her pleading, I'd promised to read something more substantial. I was trying to think deep thoughts as I read Gatsby, but mostly I wanted to throw some parties.

    Party   Home   Thinking  
    Richelle Mead (2013). “The Fiery Heart: A Bloodlines Novel”, p.66, Penguin
  • When I first started, my main goal was to not be bartending anymore, and to not be working at the bank anymore. I just wanted acting to be my job.

    Jobs   Goal   Acting  
    Source: collider.com
  • Bartending was definitely crazy and fun, because you got to meet so many different people. Unlike people I worked with, I did not date a lot of men that I met while I was working - it's just not what you do.

    Fun   Crazy   Men  
  • Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever.

  • Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

  • I was out in L.A. and I had gone to film school and I was out here for a couple of years. For a lot of years, I was bartending and having a good time.

    Couple   School   Years  
  • Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

    Funny   Witty   Work  
    Quoted in Frank Harris, Oscar Wilde: His Life and Confessions (1916)
  • When I was in N.Y. bartending, I was in a billion music videos. I was in Madonna, George Michael, Salt-n-Pepa - it goes on and on.

  • A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.

    Book   Drunk   Bartending  
  • Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

    Funny   Sarcastic   Jobs  
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