Beer Drinking Quotes
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Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
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If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
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In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats.
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I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!
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Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
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Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.
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I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.
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There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
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I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
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People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
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Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
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He that drinks fast, pays slow.
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
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