Best Funny Quotes
The best sayings about Best Funny that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
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I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.
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By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
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