Birthday Wishes Funny Quotes
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Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
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Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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If you're not getting older, you're dead.
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT
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Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
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Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
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God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
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Time and tide wait for no man.
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The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
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