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  • My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.

    Funny   Humor   Parent  
  • Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.

    Rats   Today   Dolls  
  • I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er".

    Funny   Jobs   Humor  
  • Shame on you, Crispin. Married how long, and you haven't spanked your wife with a metal spatula yet?" I'd gotten used to Ian's assumption that everyone was as perverted as he was, so I didn't miss a beat. "We prefer blender beaters for our kitchen utensil kink," I said with a straight face. Bones hid his smile behind his hand, but Ian looked intrigued. "I haven't tried that ... oh, you're lying, aren't you?" "Ya think?" I asked with a snort. Ian gave a sigh of exaggerated patience and glanced at Bones. "Being related to her through you is a real trial.

    Lying   Real   Thinking  
  • Looking to any angry, anxious, or otherwise stressed emotional state to help you sort out the pain you're in is like trying to organize your monthly bills by throwing them into a blender

    Pain   Stress   Emotional  
    FaceBook post by Guy Finley from Mar 11, 2010
  • You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.

    Children   Home   Kids  
  • I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."

    Funny   Humor   Phones  
  • Wine lovers have known for centuries that decanting wine before serving it often improves its flavor. Whatever the dominant process, the traditional decanter is a rather pathetic tool to accomplish it. A few years ago, I found I could get much better results by using an ordinary kitchen blender.

    Wine   Years   Kitchen  
  • I was born in a blender.

    Born   Blenders  
    Lorna Luft (2015). “Me and My Shadows: A Family Memoir”, p.5, Simon and Schuster
  • Have you ever wanted to put your head in a blender and turn on the liquefy switch? (Tate)

    Blenders   Turns   Wanted  
    Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.4, Macmillan
  • Wrangham cites several studies indicating that in fact humans don't do well on raw food: they can't maintain their body weight, and half of the women on a raw-food regimen stop menstruating. Devotees of raw food rely heavily on juicers and blenders, because otherwise they would have to spend as much time chewing as the chimps do. It is difficult, if not impossible, to extract sufficient energy from unprocessed plant matter to power a body with such a big, hungry brain.

    Michael Pollan (2013). “Cooked: A Natural History of Transformation”, p.41, Penguin
  • When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.

  • I'm just a one-instrument player. I have been known to play a blender, but I basically play - just play the violin.

    Source: www.npr.org
  • Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a frog in a blender.

    Cowboy   Looks   Bulls  
  • Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender.

    Sleep   Giants   Blenders  
  • I'm not really caught up with celebrity women. I think a regular girl that goes to school or works at a Complex or Spin or Blender or whatever, one of those magazines. She'd probably be flyer to me than the person she's writing about.

    Girl   Writing   School  
    Source: www.complex.com
  • I don't know how a culture is going to evolve, but I think the way the Internet works now is, people go to the Internet to laugh and have a good time. That's why Tumblr feeds and I Can Has Cheezburger and memes get thrown into the blender with real news and sports news and politics and that stuff.

    Sports   Real   Thinking  
    Source: www.avclub.com
  • Even though I have fond feelings for comedy clubs, I enjoy the focus you get in a theater. Comedy clubs are a different animal. People are being served nachos and there's a blender going off in the background.

    Animal   People   Focus  
    Source: www.usatoday.com
  • Life is too short to spend forty to fifty hours around people who do nothing but stress you out and make you desire to go stick your head in a blender.

  • A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

    Funny   Witty   Laughter  
  • Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick

    Funny   Life   Running  
  • Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.

    Years   Blenders  
  • Let's face it, though, anything that's apt to happen to an appliance like a blender isn't covered by the warranty anyway, so I never send them in. If it breaks, I'll buy a new one. That's the American way.

    Modern Life   Way   Faces  
  • I'm a mess right now I can't eat can't sleep Bills are piling high ain't worked in three weeks Ain't bathed can't shave cause my heart is so tender like living in a blender I'm shaken and I'm stirred

    Sleep   Heart   Bills  
    Song: I'm A Mess, 2003
  • Kids are great in that they keep you on your toes. They're like a puzzle... in a blender, haha. You have to take the pieces out and try to put it together on the fly.

    Kids   Trying   Together  
  • She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

    Funny   Humor   Bread  
  • I have the ordinary experience of having the blender bottom come off in my room upstairs. I have the ordinary experience of being anonymous when I'm in an airplane talking to air-traffic control, and they don't know who they're talking to. I have a lot of common experiences. What's important is to be able to see yourself, as having commonality with other people and not determine, because of your good luck, that everybody is less significant, less interesting, less important than you are.

    Interview with Tasha Robinson, www.avclub.com. January 20, 2010.
  • The time has come to knock off this religion business in American politics. There's no end to the mischief that can occur. It is like putting nitroglycerine in a Waring blender.

    Atheism   Ends   Blenders  
  • As MBA professors endlessly tell their students, companies do best when they stick to what they do well. There's a reason Apple doesn't make blenders. There's a reason Haagen-Dazs doesn't sell meat. And there's a reason drug companies should focus on saving and improving lives - not jeopardizing them.

    Mba   Apples   Focus  
  • I use quite a bit in my kitchen, but the one thing that's an absolute must would have to be my high-speed blender.

    Kitchen   Use   Speed  
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