Bounty Hunter Quotes

• I’m going back to bed,” Grandma said when Mooner and Dougie left. “This doesn’t look too interesting. I liked it better the other night when you were on the floor with the bounty hunter.” Morelli gave me the same kind of look Desi always gave Lucy when she’d just done something incredibly stupid. “It’s a long story,” I said. “I bet.

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  Janet Evanovich

  Stupid   Grandma   Night  

  Janet Evanovich (2007). “More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six”, p.702, Macmillan

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• As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh.

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  Duane Chapman

  Doors   Laughing   Dresses  

  "Duane "Dog" Chapman: What I've Learned" by Kendall Hamilton, www.esquire.com. January 7, 2009.

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• Out of the east on an Irish stallion came bounty hunter Dan His heart quickened and burdened by the need to get his man He found Pete peacefully fishing by the river, pulled his gun and got the drop He said, "Pete, you think you've changed, but you have not.

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  Bruce Springsteen

  Heart   Men   Thinking  

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• Maybe it's just not the right time for us to be married. I don't want to be a bounty hunter for the rest of my life, but I certainly don't want to be a housewife right now. And I really don't want to be married to someone who gives me ultimatums. And maybe Joe needs to examine what he wants from a wife. He was raised in a traditional Italian household with a stay-at-home mother and domineering father. If he wants a wife who will fit into that mold, I'm not for him. I might be a stay-at-home mother someday, but I'll always be trying to fly off the garage roof. That's just who I am.

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  Janet Evanovich

  Mother   Father   Home  

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• Birthdays are ghost bounty hunters that track you down to ask, "Que pasa, baby?

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  Jim Harrison

  Baby   Track   Hunters  

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• Bounty hunters these days - because everything is so sophisticated with computers and surveillance, it doesn't have to be a one-man-army-type guy who goes in and kicks a door down.

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  Mickey Rourke

  Army   Men   Doors  

  "“Domino” Interviews: Mickey Rourke and Edgar Ramirez". Hollywood.com Interview, www.hollywood.com.

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• Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.

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  Chelsea Handler

  Dog   Holiday   Turkeys  

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