Cartoon Network Quotes

• Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you watch a lot of Cartoon Network and drink mid-price Chardonnay at 11 in the morning.

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  Conan O'Brien

  Morning   Cartoon   Watches  

  Conan O'Brien's Commencement Address at Dartmouth College in Hanover, New Hampshire, www.dartmouth.edu. June 12, 2011.

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• 'Adult Swim' on the Cartoon Network is unbelievable. And 'South Park' continues to do great stuff. And 'Family Guy' and the various other Seth MacFarlane projects are amazing.

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  Matt Groening

  Family Guy   Swim   Cartoon  

  "Matt Groening looks to the future". Interview With Todd Leopold, www.cnn.com. February 26, 2009.

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• You know what's sad about this? Not the gambling, but the best way to reach college athletes is the Cartoon Network.

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  Jay Leno

  Football   Athlete   College  

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• Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.

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  Steve Rushin

  Hockey   Nhl   Style  

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• Watching Fox, that's like watching the Cartoon Network. Fox is nuts.

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  Jon Stewart

  Nuts   Liberal Media   Cartoon  

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• I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. "Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren't winning me a slot on the Cartoon Network anytime soon... except as a comic relief. Ghost Whisperer Junior. Or Ghost Screamer, more like it. Tune in, every week, as Chloe Saunders runs screaming from yet another ghost looking for her help." Okay, superpower might be pushing it.

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  Kelley Armstrong

  Running   Winning   Laughing  

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• Well, for one thing, the executives in charge at Cartoon Network are cartoon fans. I mean, these are people who grew up loving animation and loving cartoons, and the only difference between them and me is they don't know how to draw.

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  Craig McCracken

  Mean   Differences   People  

  Interview with Ken P., www.ign.com. July 02, 2002.

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• I love CNN. I love the Cartoon Network. I mean, I thought these things up.

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  Ted Turner

  Mean   Cnn   Cartoon  

  "Ted's tears". Interview with Oliver Burkeman, www.theguardian.com. June 18, 2002.

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