Cool Funny Quotes
The best sayings about Cool Funny that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
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The very nature of cool is that you think about it too much and it becomes uncool.
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Besties before testes.
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I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look.
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
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What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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I've had great success being a total idiot.
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