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Oh God, if there be cricket in heaven, let there also be rain.
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Cricket is a pressure game, and when it comes to an India-Pakistan match the pressure is doubled.
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Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen.
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In the game of cricket it has always been customary to accord more adulation to batsman than to bowlers.
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To me, cricket is a simple game. Keep it simple and just go out and play.
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Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
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That's what cricket's all about: two batsmen pitting their wits against one another
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Baseball and cricket are beautiful and highly stylized medieval war substitutes, chess made flesh, a mixture of proud chivalry and base-in both senses-greed.
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A true batsman should in most of his strokes tell the truth about himself.
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Cricket is a most precarious profession; it is called a team game but, in fact, no one is so lonely as a batsman facing a bowler supported by ten fieldsmen and observed by two umpires to ensure that his error does not go unpunished.
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I bowl so slowly that if I don't like a ball I can run after it and bring it back
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The first time you face up to a googly you're going to be in trouble if you've never faced one before
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Shane Warne's idea of a balanced diet is a cheeseburger in each hand
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The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
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A stroke of a man knocking a thistle top with a walking stick
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The Port Elizabeth ground is more of a circle than an oval. It's long and square.
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I'll be going to bed having nightmares of Sachin just running down the wicket and belting me back over the head for six. He was unstoppable. I don't think anyone, apart from Don Bradman, is in the same class as Sachin Tendulkar. He is just an amazing player.
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The hallmark of a great captain is the ability to win the toss, at the right time.
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Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
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Bill Frindall has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator
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I can't really say I'm batting badly. I'm not batting long enough to be batting badly
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Collectively and individually fielding is largely a matter of thoughts and discipline.
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It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.
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The other advantage England have got when Phil Tufnell is bowling is that he isn't fielding
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I saw him playing on television and was struck by his technique, so I asked my wife to come look at him. Now I never saw myself play, but I felt that this player is playing with a style similar to mine, and she looked at him on Television and said yes, there is a similarity between the two...his compactness, technique, stroke production - it all seemed to gel!
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I've never got to the bottom of streaking
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The umpire signals a bye with the air of a weary stalk
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I don't think the press are vindictive. They can write what they want
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There are good one-day players, there are good Test players and vice versa
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The slow-motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was really travelling.
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