Cute Funny Quotes
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I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.
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That doesn't mean that you should just sit back and just let accidents happen to you. No, you have to go out and cause them yourself. That way you're in control of the situation.
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Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts. But your head still thinks it's twenty-three.
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Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
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My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice.
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I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine.
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Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
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It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it's not, it's a visa, and it runs out fast.
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
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Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past.
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If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
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My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
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Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.
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The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.
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If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do something a little bit out of the ordinary. I've done my superhero gig.
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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
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Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
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My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
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If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes.
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Dressing a baby is like putting an octopus into a string bag, making sure none of the arms hang out.
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If we can't alter the tide of events, at least we can be nearby with towels to mop up.
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