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  • Oh good Lord. She definitely hadn't put on enough deodorant for this.

    Deodorant   Lord   Enough  
  • It smells terrible in here.' Well, what do you expect? The human body, when confined, produces certain odors which we tend to forget in this age of deodorants and other perversions. Actually, I find the atmosphere of this room rather comforting. Schiller needed the scent of apples rotting in his desk in order to write. I, too, have my needs. You may remember that Mark Twain preferred to lie supinely in bed while composing those rather dated and boring efforts which contemporary scholars try to prove meaningful. Veneration of Mark Twain is one of the roots of our current intellectual stalemate.

    John Kennedy Toole (2004). “A Confederacy of Dunces”, p.70, LSU Press
  • I have never been much of a groomer. I take baths a lot, but I don't wear deodorant. I don't have to. I have a miraculous body scent. I've had women smell me and say that should be bottled. I would advise guys to lay off the Drakkar, because the cavemen weren't wearing it. They might have been putting mint leaves on their balls, but your scent is grown naturally. I have really good dating advice.

    Smell   Dating   Guy  
    "Zach Galifianakis: Soon You Will Be Laughing at This Man". Interview with Peter Martin, www.esquire.com. June 2, 2009.
  • Success is a great deodorant.

    1977 ABC TV broadcast, 6 Apr.
  • There's no deodorant for desperation.

    Jerry Stahl (2008). “I, Fatty”, p.248, Bloomsbury Publishing USA
  • I don't use deodorant. If you drink enough water, you shouldn't have to. I think I smell pretty good without it.

    Thinking   Smell   Water  
    "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • That’s what she was, Joanna felt suddenly. That’s what they all were, all the Stepford wives: actresses in commercials, pleased with detergents and floor wax, with cleansers, shampoos, and deodorants. Pretty actresses, big in the bosom but small in the talent, playing housewives unconvincingly, too nicey-nice to be real.

    Real   Nice   Wife  
    Ira Levin (1972). “The Stepford Wives: A Novel”, Random House Incorporated
  • I was going to go make a film in Greece. If they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you in jail, no questions asked, and I was trying to stuff it in my deodorant bottles. I thought, what I am doing?

    Marijuana   Jail   Trying  
    "Dyan Cannon Discusses Her Faith". "Larry King Live", transcripts.cnn.com. April 23, 2001.
  • Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it. I'm 24 years old, I've got a load a money, what am I gonna do, sit at home and twiddle me thumbs? No. I'm gonna go out and 'ave it.

    Home   Years   People  
  • Ren frowned as he surveyed the madness they were knee-deep in. “Why are you under such heavy fire?” Nick gave him a droll stare. “Oh, I don’t know. But we’re really enjoying it. Fear has such a wonderfully romantic scent to it that they ought to turn it into cologne and deodorant. Eau de Ew. Let’s all just take a minute, and bask in it.

    Fire   Deodorant   Scent  
  • ... there is no deodorant like success.

    Elizabeth Taylor (1965). “Elizabeth Taylor: an informal memoir”
  • I had a brief experience in the food industry. I was a bus boy in a Mexican restaurant in Arizona, scraping re-fried beans off people's plates. It teaches you a bit of humility and the importance of a good deodorant.

    Humility   Boys   People  
  • Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

  • Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.

    Strong   Nice   Ideas  
  • Winning is the best deodorant.

  • There's no deodorant like success.

    Elizabeth Taylor (1965). “Elizabeth Taylor: an informal memoir”
  • I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant.

  • Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?

    Doe   Use   Fluoride  
    Harlan Ellison (2014). “Deathbird Stories”, p.40, Open Road Media
  • Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell"

    George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion
  • [Travel seems] not just a way of having a good time, but something that every self-respecting citizen ought to undertake, like a high-fiber diet, say, or a deodorant.

  • If the people in Europe are SOOOOOO smart, how come so many of them can't seem to locate the deodorant, huh?

    Smart   Europe   People  
  • I may be nervous," I say. "Okay, I'm really glad you said that, because I just went to the back room to put on more deodorant." Sebastian says.

    May   Rooms   Deodorant  
    Deb Caletti (2013). “Love Is All You Need: Wild Roses; The Nature of Jade”, p.347, Simon and Schuster
  • Books have become products, like cereal or perfume or deodorant.

    Book   Cereal   Deodorant  
  • You can't look good and feel good if you're worried about whether your deodorant is working or not.

    Source: www.ebony.com
  • Money is the best deodorant.

    Funny   Inspiring   Money  
  • We have the whitest kitchens and the most shining bathrooms in the world. But in the lovely white kitchen the average [person] can’t produce a meal fit to eat, and the lovely shining bathroom is mostly a receptacle for deodorants, laxatives, sleeping pills, and the products of that confidence racket called the cosmetic industry. We make the finest packages in the world, Mr Marlowe. The stuff inside is mostly junk." —

    Sleep   White   Average  
    Raymond Chandler (2002). “The Lady in the Lake: The Little Sister ; The Long Goodbye ; Playback”, Everyman's Library
  • Dharma Bums refusing to subscribe to the general demand that they consume production and therefore have to work for the privilege of consuming, all that cramp they didn't really want anyway such as refrigerators, TV sets, cars, at least new fancy cars, certain hair oils and deodorants and general junk you finally always see a week later in the garbage anyway, all of them imprisoned in a system of work, produce, consume, work, produce, consume.

    Hair   Fancy Cars   Oil  
    "The Dharma Bums". Book by Jack Kerouac, Ch. 13, 1958.
  • My writer friends, and they are legion, do not go around beaming with quiet feelings of contentment. Most of them go around with haunted, abused, surprised looks on their faces, like lab dogs on whom very personal deodorant sprays have been tested.

    Anne Lamott (2007). “Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life”, p.30, Anchor
  • I dont wear cologne. I do occasionally, but anytime I take a shower, I just put on deodorant. Thats basically what I smell like.

  • Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells.

    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
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